I was on the phone the other day (I keep forgetting to post this!)
...I was on the phone the other day with a customer, I work at a help desk, they call write as I start listening to "I wanna sex you up" by Color Me Bad.
The volume's on low so they can't hear it when I answer the phone, I usually answer the phone "Customer assistance.."
That day I answered "Color Me Bad..."
I'm really surprised I still have a job! The fucked up thing? I was joking about doing that a few days prior. Total freudian slip I guess..