Seriously, I'm never coming home. First night on campus and liquor pours almost endlessly, drunk chicks hit on me, I get to watch some guy projectile vomit down the hallway into an elevator, I play my first hardcore game of flip a cup, I see 110 pound girls drink like sailors with no sweat, people trying to piss in vases etc.
I get in at 3, get up at 6, head to class, do my work during the day, and go right back at it. Also, thanks to you guys, getting wasted and taking my shirt off gets me winks from the sorority girls, rather than getting pointed and laughed at. At this point, I dont' understand how anyone could NOT want to go to college.