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Colder Than . . .

It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.

Oh man, Finland was so cold today. When I woke up it was like -30?C (-22?F). This isn’t regular, very seldom temperature goes this down.

I actually got a little frostbite to my ear yesterday when me and a friend of mine got a great idea and went outside to play some hockey when it was -20?C (-4?F).

The first phrase which came out of my mouth considering the weather was “vittu on kylm?” (fuck it’s cold). Guess that’s what everybody else said too…

Wtf? It’s only -14C where you live.

We have a saying for that kind of cold around here – it goes something like: “mild winter we’re having, eh?”

[quote]Lapo wrote:

The first phrase which came out of my mouth considering the weather was “vittu on kylm?” (fuck it’s cold). Guess that’s what everybody else said too…[/quote]

I’m going to steal that phrase from ya! I’m in Wisconsin and it’s -1 right now and -20 or so with the wind chill.

My dogs are going nuking futs in the house because I haven’t walked them in almost a week now.

And it’s not suppose to warm up until Tuesday.

Going to be in the low 70s in Houston today!

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
Going to be in the low 70s in Houston today!
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Yes, well, you owe me a smooch on my lily white gluteus maximus.

[quote]Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.[/quote]

After (willingly) spending time at -110C (-161F) a couple of weekends ago I think I have all of you beat :slight_smile:

By the way - I was really hoping for some humorous descriptions of the cold - you know, like when Johnny Carson used to do the " it was so cold" and the audience would respond with “how cold was it?” He’d come back with a one liner like " it was so cold my _____ froze to my ____."

colder than a witch’s titty in a cast iron bra in ithaca, NY. To make it worse, I started the V-diet and first-thing-in-the-morning-walks yesterday and am kicking myself for getting so fat during the holidays.

Word on it being cold in cincy. Lived near there and the winters/summers can be brutal sometimes.

Here in NYC it’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra.

[quote]Skuebb wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
Going to be in the low 70s in Houston today!

Yes, well, you owe me a smooch on my lily white gluteus maximus.

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Don’t worry amigo, you can laugh your ass off at us when we are sweating our balls of for 4 months straight this summer.

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
Skuebb wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
Going to be in the low 70s in Houston today!

Yes, well, you owe me a smooch on my lily white gluteus maximus.

Don’t worry amigo, you can laugh your ass off at us when we are sweating our balls of for 4 months straight this summer.[/quote]

A cold one today here in CA. Highs in the upper 60s. :slight_smile:

[quote]g’em wrote:
Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.

After (willingly) spending time at -110C (-161F) a couple of weekends ago I think I have all of you beat :slight_smile:

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One time, in Physics camp, I tried to get down with a girl, but she was -1 Kelvin, she was so cold.

DB

[quote]Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.[/quote]

Skuebb,
Need to know if you are male or female before I say how cold it is in Phoenix.

It has been cold the past few days here in Northern Virginia. I call it winter. I dont know where it came from, or who authorized it, but it has been for like about a week or two.

Here in Toronto you know how cold it was ?

It was so cold that my **** froze to the corpse I was ******* last night.

[quote]Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.[/quote]

It was pretty cold in Preston, Idaho last week, low 20’s during the day, 0 during the nights, but this week it was pretty warm. Best cold weather quote,“It’s cold enough to freeze the nuts off a steele bridge.”

Mike

[quote]old guy wrote:
Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.

Skuebb,
Need to know if you are male or female before I say how cold it is in Phoenix.[/quote]

Male - get in line - behind the left cheek.

[quote]g’em wrote:
Skuebb wrote:
It’s colder than a bucket of penguin shit in Cincy today. Colder than a well digger’s ass. How cold is it where you are? Got any good one liner descriptions like these? Share 'em. People from tropical climes may, of course, participate. But they must kiss my ass first.

After (willingly) spending time at -110C (-161F) a couple of weekends ago I think I have all of you beat :slight_smile:

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What?! Where is it -161F?

[quote]jsbrook wrote:
What?! Where is it -161F?[/quote]

Hell… Wait, no…