It seems like in the last few weeks a lot of people have been dicussing the use of fag in various contexts and whether or not it's appropriate to use fag to refer to lame things that suck ass as well as f**king morons with more hair gel than brains.
So here's my suggestion. Let's coin a new phrase for our topics of derision.
I really liked douchebag/douchbagery/or acting douchy
Also good could be:
-That's "muscleteen" or here comes another "muscleteen"
-Or perhaps some reference to spray on orange skin tan.
I don't know...I'm not a linguistics major and there are a ton of people on this site funnier than me so go to town peoples!