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Cockblocked by Some Annoying Guy at Bar!


#1

So i'm sitting next to this delicious guy at the bar over the weekend, He's flirty, I'm acting real ditzy and laughing at his stupid jokes and lame come-ons. He was such a dork, but in a good way. I really just wanted to get him home and put my little she pucker right in his cute little butt. (yes I'm a tranny).

Anyways, this annoying guy comes over to my future boy toy and starts asking/ranting about some weightlifting this or that. My little boy toy was so cute he was acting all calm and like he didn't care LOL. I could tell he really wanted to "talk shop" with the annoying guy, but he was a good boy and kept his attention on little ole me. Then that dumb little son of a bitch annoying guy leans in and starts in on it again, this time I was foiled because as boy toy flew his hands up in frustration, he blew my skirt up a little and I think he got a look at captain winky. He suddenly got all quiet and was quick to leave. I hadn't even had the chance to get him really liquored up so I could take him home and put my little guy in his mouth. Damn you annoying guy Damn you!

V


#2

Hey everyone, I know there is a bevy of awsome threads running rampant right now, can I get a little love here though? I need it for my fragile self confidence and low self esteem.

kthxbye

V


#3

This is the second best parody thread of the original topic. Feel better?


#4

Shit yea! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

V


#5

And technically, it's a parody of BOTH threads. So it's a double parody thread, twice the parody if you will. So my thought process was twice the win?

V


#6

Fajita!!!


#7

Bra-fucking-vo sir, well played with the reverse role paraody twist there.

SQUIRREL!


#8

LMFAO!


#9

I read this thinking that this was serious, because of Vegita's new dp

Why is this the first thing I look at after not going on these forums for a few months?


#10

Whats a DP? I only know of one, and unless someone slipped me some roofies, I don't think I have had any.

V


#11

Well that took me awhile to find those other two threads, but I finally found that one thread that had the blue taco/waffle/pancake debate.


#12

You just blew my mind. I apologize.