So i'm sitting next to this delicious guy at the bar over the weekend, He's flirty, I'm acting real ditzy and laughing at his stupid jokes and lame come-ons. He was such a dork, but in a good way. I really just wanted to get him home and put my little she pucker right in his cute little butt. (yes I'm a tranny).
Anyways, this annoying guy comes over to my future boy toy and starts asking/ranting about some weightlifting this or that. My little boy toy was so cute he was acting all calm and like he didn't care LOL. I could tell he really wanted to "talk shop" with the annoying guy, but he was a good boy and kept his attention on little ole me. Then that dumb little son of a bitch annoying guy leans in and starts in on it again, this time I was foiled because as boy toy flew his hands up in frustration, he blew my skirt up a little and I think he got a look at captain winky. He suddenly got all quiet and was quick to leave. I hadn't even had the chance to get him really liquored up so I could take him home and put my little guy in his mouth. Damn you annoying guy Damn you!