Lol. Fighting 3 ninjas, some sex, some working out and a train? Wow, He’s like an uber segal.
Pretty funny. Nice job on the website. Convincing in appearance.
Getting hanged by the cut-rate cables of the Total Gym would have been a better story.
Hopefully, Christie Brinkley would be next.
that really made my heart drop a little bfore i read the article
Chuck Norris doesn’t die… Death “Chuck Norrises”!
Now I’m not sure what that means, but its definately true.
[quote]mclemorejohn wrote:
that really made my heart drop a little bfore i read the article[/quote]
Aww d’mon dude, you know it had to be a joke, Chuck isn’t ever going to die…
[quote]elevationgain wrote:
mclemorejohn wrote:
that really made my heart drop a little bfore i read the article
Aww d’mon dude, you know it had to be a joke, Chuck isn’t ever going to die…
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Exactly, like elvis, he’ll just go home. 
That totally got me! I yelled at my buddy across the hall here at work before I read the article. I’ve been punk’d.
Chuck Norris once died so he could roundhouse death in the face. He then came back to life and ate a sandwich.