Chuck Norris can loose bodyfat by simply staring at it til it leaves his body in fear.
Chuck Norris can build muscle without eating protein. The food he does eat turns to muscle out of sheer respect for him.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he does not push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Most bodybuilders drink fish oil. Chuck Norris drinks human oil.
Chuck Norris is really 300lbs. The reason he does not look 300lbs is known only to himself.
Flameout does not in fact contain fish oil. It contains Chuck Norris oil.
To increase his protein intake Chuck Norris once eat a 275lb bodybuilder. For breakfast.
To prove that overtraining is for pussy's Chuck Norris once worked out for 3 months straight then banged every female within a 5 mile radius before his PWO shake.
Chuck Norris does not use Swiss Balls, he uses his own balls.
Chuck Norris invented the deadlift. It gets its name because he used to lift the bodys of people he had just killed.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris house is a Total Gym.
Chuck Norris can curl 500lbs. With his beard.