Christmas Eating Strategy:
8:00 - Stumble out of bed, grab handful of cordial cherries, Wherther’s Originals, and nuts on the way to pee. This will get you out of that nasty catabolic state and get the anabolic insulin flowing.
9:30 While playing new XBox 360, consume the final 1/2 of deluxe pizza from last nights party. If playing a sports game, replinish glycogen with gatorade/powerade.
12:00 Annual Turkey Bowl touch football game- be sure and stuff your sweat suit pockets with goodies from the stocking, to be consumed in the huddle. Place 1/4 orange wedge in between teeth and gums as makeshift mouthpiece.
3:30 Christmas Dinner GO easy on the turkey and try to convince relatives to eat the ham instead. Your going to need the leftover bird tommorrow when you come back down to planet earth from Willy Wonka Land, and you don’t need your 60 year old aunt completely wasting such wonderful, lowfat protein by shoving it down her gelatinous piehole.
4:00 Nap. Place candycane in mouth to prevent ketosis while sleeping.
6:00 Trivial Pursuit Challenge: Wager with the dumber members of the family the shares of leftovers. Try to increase your stake of the turkey.
8:00 First Dressing Sandwich - Dressing/ white bread/ mayonaise.
12:00 midnight Prebedtime Snack- cottage cheese… and gravy. [/quote]
LOL on the gatorade.
As for the 360- being a little presumptuous on your gifts this year huh?