Christmas Cycles

Import · December 19, 2001, 8:19pm

I was just wondering what kind of cycles everone is doing during the christmas holidays?

Import · December 19, 2001, 10:10pm

Diet cycle? Training cycle? Steroid cycle? Bi-cycle?

Import · December 20, 2001, 1:49am

Dieting until the New Year’s eve, full-blown compulsive overeating extravaganza during the event itself, maintenance for the first seven days of 2002 accompanied by off-gym experience, first in 8 months and then bulk my ass off for at least 4 months.

Import · December 20, 2001, 9:45am

My holiday cycle: eat til I can’t move, lay stationery on couch for a few hours, eat some more, go to bed. Workout by making frequent trips to the bathroom. I wish I were kidding.