Why does Christmas now start just before Halloween? Shouldn’t there be a law that you don’t hear Christmas music until at least November? When the hell did Christmas turn into some free for all at the local department store? Most of you aren’t even buying decent gifts anyway.
The baskets are filled with Care Bears, Cabbage Patch kids(you know, the same ones that came out in 1985 but little kids weren’t born yet to know an old idea when they see it) and cheap ass Pokemon animals. I can’t even go shopping for food right now because Wal-mart is filled to capacity with obesity-scooters and I really don’t want to hurt anyone who is blocking an entire aisle with their 72" ass and basket as if they didn’t think anyone else would be shopping in their personal area today.
Isn’t our economy falling apart? Is this like in Dawn of The Dead where the zombies still go to the mall even though they died a long time ago and have no brains?
Has the Zombie-pocalypse started already?
Is Christmas now the time of year where we show we have no souls?