Hello. My name is Chris and I’m a fitness addict.
Like many of you, I guess I’m here today because I have a problem. I train, like, every week. Several times if I’m being honest. I also… I also…
This is a safe space, Chris. It’s okay.
I also think about lifting weights a lot. And supplements. And health and longevity. And even nutrition. I’ve got it so bad that I even work for a website that specializes in all those things. I’m… I’m actually the CCO.
Support group gasps audibly.
I appreciate that this support group is available. I’ll use this community to talk about my random fitness thoughts, maybe even talk about my training.
Can’t you just write an article or something?
No, no, I just need to purge these aimless thoughts from my brain and get them out there. They’re not really article-worthy.
Support group sighs and shifts uncomfortably.
So, here we go…