[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
goes and gets the oranges
(runs)[/quote]
run forrest!!, run!!
they are obviously bulking
Is it wrong that I watched that and then immediately ate a burger?
[quote]juanjromero wrote:
Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
goes and gets the oranges
(runs)
run forrest!!, run!![/quote]
You rang?
Chimps are also known to have sex for pleasure. So you can tell Mr. Trivia to shut the hell up when he spouts off about dolphins being the only other mammal to fuck for the fun of it.
Chimps also have gang bangs, orgies, rape, and prostitution.
I sadly know way too much about ape sex. This can’t be healthy for me.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
Chimps are also known to have sex for pleasure. So you can tell Mr. Trivia to shut the hell up when he spouts off about dolphins being the only other mammal to fuck for the fun of it.
Chimps also have gang bangs, orgies, rape, and prostitution.
I sadly know way too much about ape sex. This can’t be healthy for me.[/quote]
Yea the also like jackin it and throwin jizz at kids at the zoo
…seen it happen…splattered on the glass in front of a 5 yr old girl…pretty funny
Isn’t this how Jane Goodall died?
[quote]tg2hbk4488 wrote:
Bujo wrote:
Chimps are also known to have sex for pleasure. So you can tell Mr. Trivia to shut the hell up when he spouts off about dolphins being the only other mammal to fuck for the fun of it.
Chimps also have gang bangs, orgies, rape, and prostitution.
I sadly know way too much about ape sex. This can’t be healthy for me.
Yea the also like jackin it and throwin jizz at kids at the zoo
…seen it happen…splattered on the glass in front of a 5 yr old girl…pretty funny[/quote]
DAmn, how did I forget about old fashioned choking the chicken? I guess everyone needs a hobby when you’re in the big house.
I thought she lived with a bunch of teenage gorillas.
[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Isn’t this how Jane Goodall died?[/quote]
On a side note, anyone who tells you that reach and handspeed can make up for brute force and agression (in a fight) clearly hasn;t rumbled with a wild ape.
As Bruce lee said, go into a fight with the intent to maim/kill yiour opponent and you’ll be surprised how all these fancy terms lose their meaning.
Don’t chimps have a penchant for biting off a guy’s fingers and balls?
Moral of the story: Wear a cast iron cup if you plan on fighting an ape.
We all knoW a chimp who became president.
lol
We got a monkey running for president too.
(yeah, I went there)