Friend of theBird: "So, you read and post on this forum called T-Nation? That's cool, sounds like a great place to get info. What's your handle, by the way?"
TheBird: "My handle's called 'TheBird.'"
Friend of the Bird: "Man, that TNation site is quite helpful."
TheBird: "Yeah, it's great."
Friend of theBird: "...okay, man, I'm just going to say it. What's up with the weird "tweet" thing you do at the end of every post? You know it makes you look ridiculous, right?"