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Cheney To Attack US If Kerry Elected


“If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,” Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. “When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat.”

Added Cheney: “It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls.”

That was hilarious! I have to start reading the Onion again.

About as nutty as Edwards stating that President Bush destroyed Christopher Reeves chances for a full recovery.

Peronally, I’m glad the election is almost over, I’m tired of the crap coming from both sides…

This one is better


Oh hell yeah, that’s some good fucking shit! :slight_smile: