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#1

So today I had to drop dad off at the dentist, his name is actually David too, kinda funny, Anyways, he is a lot like me, Genetically bad teeth, very sensitive teeth, fear of the dentist. So he gets sedated now. Anyways, I go to pick him up later in the day around 1:00 and I drive by a burger king. I start day dreaming about the juicy flame broiled whopper and I decide after I drop dad off at home, I'm going back. So I'm really starving because I usually eat lunch at around 11:00 - 12:00 and it's like 1:40 by the time I get there. So I skip right over the Double whopper meal and go straight for the triple whopper with cheese. The old lady asks what size, I feel she somewhat expected me to pull a fast one and as for a small with a diet coke, but, like anyone who knows they might as well go big or go home, I go large with a full sugar coke.

I waxed that "little" sandwich down with barely a couple deep breaths, and the fries were hot and crispy and also dissapeared in short order. I didn't even blink. I also ate all the little peice of crap parts of the fries at the very end, all the little sharp jagged little daggers they slip into the fries. Then I sipped my rediculously large coke for a few minutes while I patted my belly and gloated to myself at how much I just destroyed that meal.

Then there is a little menu on the wall as I leave. Triple Whopper with Cheese - Calories, 1250. Large Fries - Calories 540 (I had ketchsup too so add another what 40?). Coca-Cola Large - Calories 380. That's 2,210 calories Homies!!!!

Now Hide Ya Burgers, Hide Ya Fries, and Hide ya Sodas, cause I'm eatin everything out here.

V


#2

Wait a minute here. You eat your fries after your burger?


#3

x2 wtf man


#4

You Saiyans and your appetites.


#5

LMAO! Antoine Dodson FTW.

Also, fries after burgers always.


#6

I kinda mix it up while im eating?? Burger bite, pinchful of fries loaded with ketchup, sip of sprite..repeat....


#7

Burgers taste better than fries. If you eat the fries first, the burger get's cold. Fuck a cold burger, that's sacriligious. Cold fries, meh. Throw 'em in the trash can, those fries are nuked beyond imagination anyways.

Why even bother with fries? Why not get more burgers?


#8

So what was Dad's dental prognosis?


#9

Nail on the head right there.

I'll feel really shitty if I do get full and leave meat on the plate because I ate my fries first.

V


#10

Just a few cavities and a root canal. You know, the usual.

V


#11

I hope there was some vegetable matter (not ketchup) on that whopper.

Speaking of vegetables, I thought you were vegetarian. Wtf?


#12

Nah, he's Vegiterian. He eats only sayain princes.


#13

Oh, didn't know you guys were pussies. The burger tasting better is the exact reason to eat it last.

I guess if it takes you 20 minutes to eat some fries. Always save the best for last


#14

Fries first. Always. They cool faster and if you're a true eating man your burger will still be plenty warm by the time you finish the fries.


#15

1 - Open your burger.
2 - Insert fries, layered like lattice. At least 4 layers.
3 - More ketchup
4 - Close burger
5 - Eat the fuck out of it
6 - ???
7 - PROFIT!


#16

Fries first dude. Savor the burger then ravage it.


#17

This, plus throw a 4-piece chicken nugget on there too, maybe some bbq sauce to hold it all together.


#18

Have any of you "big men" done a triple whopper? I'm not saying I'm the king of eating, Lanky can probably claim that, but I'm not just talking about a burger here. Did you guys see the calorie count in that meal? Thats a whole days worth of food for one of these "abs" guys I hear about.

I mean I did eat a few fries here and there, but I just finished the last half of the fries after.

You want me to give you a bite by bite breakdown? Ok here goes.

2 fries, dipped in ketchup. Bite of burger. 2 fries, dipped in ketchup, Bite of Burger.
2 fries, dipped in ketchup. Bite of burger. 2 fries, dipped in ketchup, Bite of Burger.
2 fries, dipped in ketchup. Bite of burger. 2 fries, dipped in ketchup, Bite of Burger.
2 fries, dipped in ketchup. Bite of burger. 2 fries, dipped in ketchup, Bite of Burger.
Finish fries.

I'm only estimating the number of bites of burger I actually had, I just wanted to give a general idea of exactly what I mean in my OP just to clear up any confusion.

Next time I get a triple whopper I'm going to stop at Mcdonalds first and get two cheeseburgers, then I'll replace the triple whopper buns with the cheeseburgers.

MMmmmmmmmmmmm.

V


#19

Does anybody leave an absolutely MASSIVE bit of burger right until the end? Its like, nibble nibble, nibble nibble, until you've crafted it down to a 5cm square bit of burder + no overhanging bread.

Open it up a bit to make sure it has the right amount of ketchup/bbq sauce and then throw it in your mouth.

Close your eyes and eat the last bit in slow mo, making sure that every tastebud in your mouth gets a good dose of every bit of that burger.


#20

I've done a 5 patty teen burger. Does that count. With a large root beer. Don't remember having fried though.

I'm neurotic like that though. I have to eat food in a certain way...or the THEY will know.