So today I had to drop dad off at the dentist, his name is actually David too, kinda funny, Anyways, he is a lot like me, Genetically bad teeth, very sensitive teeth, fear of the dentist. So he gets sedated now. Anyways, I go to pick him up later in the day around 1:00 and I drive by a burger king. I start day dreaming about the juicy flame broiled whopper and I decide after I drop dad off at home, I’m going back. So I’m really starving because I usually eat lunch at around 11:00 - 12:00 and it’s like 1:40 by the time I get there. So I skip right over the Double whopper meal and go straight for the triple whopper with cheese. The old lady asks what size, I feel she somewhat expected me to pull a fast one and as for a small with a diet coke, but, like anyone who knows they might as well go big or go home, I go large with a full sugar coke.
I waxed that “little” sandwich down with barely a couple deep breaths, and the fries were hot and crispy and also dissapeared in short order. I didn’t even blink. I also ate all the little peice of crap parts of the fries at the very end, all the little sharp jagged little daggers they slip into the fries. Then I sipped my rediculously large coke for a few minutes while I patted my belly and gloated to myself at how much I just destroyed that meal.
Then there is a little menu on the wall as I leave. Triple Whopper with Cheese - Calories, 1250. Large Fries - Calories 540 (I had ketchsup too so add another what 40?). Coca-Cola Large - Calories 380. That’s 2,210 calories Homies!!!
Now Hide Ya Burgers, Hide Ya Fries, and Hide ya Sodas, cause I’m eatin everything out here.