[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
How did I deal with her baby daddy walking in on us while she was riding me ?
Well you will have to ask me Beth.[/quote]
Ok, i’m asking.[/quote]
I decided to end it epically.
Let me paint you a picture…
It was 2-3 in the morning, and she was workin’ my pole well on top of me. Out of nowhere, there was a knock on her bedroom window. We stopped for a moment, and then continued. Then the knock came again, and she said it must be the wind. I said, the wind don’t knock like that. She got up to see, and said, “oh shit, it’s my baby daddy, you better hide !!”
It took all of maybe 3 seconds to figure out what was going on. She threw on her robe in a frenzy, and again told me I should hide in her closet. She ran to answer the door and acted like she was sleeping. As I heard the dialogue at the door, I figured I should find a way to end this in an epic fashion. So I laid on the bed, with nothing on but a condom.
He managed his way in, and I heard his approaching footsteps getting louder. I forced a smirk on my face as he walked in, seeing my on the bed naked. This man went ape fucking shit. He screamed out, "who the fuck is this !!! " In the background, I heard her crying, while I laid there. He yelled out at me, "put your fucking clothes on and get your ass to the front yard !! "
So I got dressed slowly, anticipating the upcoming madness about to unfold. I came out of the bedroom and saw both her and him talking on the couch. He was trying to get answers, while she was sobbing with her face buried in her hands.
I walked to the front door (since I was like “fuck this” and wanted to go home), and he asked me to stay. He asked me to talk with him and get answers since they had a kid together. So I stayed and told him what was happening, and it seems she was playing the both of us.
In the end, the guy shook my hand, apologized for his earlier outrage, and we both left her as she cried on her couch.
Years later, she found me on Facebook. She told me that guy is now happily married, while she is now stuck with a 6 month old who was fathered by a drunken fling.
Karma is a bitch, and it left this chick alone at the current age of 43, with 2 kids neither of which were fathered by a husband.
People like this are useless Beth, they are doing you a favor in the long run. I would not let them wash my sweaty gym clothes. [/quote]
Wow.
Karma is my friend. The last ex who cheated on me got herpes from one of the chicks he dated after we broke up, now he is single with few friends and plenty of misery to keep him company.
Meanwhile, after that breakup I got a windfall of cash out of the blue. I’m waiting to see what will happen this time. So far a few cool things have come my way.
I also recognize that some of my failed relationships are karma for the way I’ve walked on hearts in some of my past relationships.