[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
lixy wrote:
No. It was from a mold of Francis 1st’s nose.
stupid asshole[/quote]
lol, I didn’t think the joke was THAT bad…
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
lixy wrote:
No. It was from a mold of Francis 1st’s nose.
stupid asshole[/quote]
lol, I didn’t think the joke was THAT bad…
[quote]conner wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
lixy wrote:
No. It was from a mold of Francis 1st’s nose.
stupid asshole
lol, I didn’t think the joke was THAT bad…[/quote]
it wasn’t that bad.
I just lost my sense of humor for a bit.
I never thought I would say this but, “sorry lixy!”"
Wow, no joke… I dont think he was being serious October
[quote]Lonnie123 wrote:
Wow, no joke… I dont think he was being serious October :-)[/quote]
Is Lixy a he? Doesn’t matter, I was out or line.
sorry lixy
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Is Lixy a he? [/quote]
That seems to be the consensus, thus far…
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
sorry lixy
[/quote]
And so you should be, everyone knows it’s spelt arsehole rather than asshole.
[quote]robo1 wrote:
If you’re not drinking straight from the bottle, it aint a party[/quote]
I like licking it off boobies better.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Hey I heard a trivia thing that the champagne flute was designed from a mold of Marie Antoinette’s breast.
And I’ve heard it said that the perfect size of a woman’s breast is one that fits into a champagne glass.
I’m gonna need a bigger boat.
[/quote]
The perfect sized breast should plug a toilet.
[quote]VanderLaan wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Hey I heard a trivia thing that the champagne flute was designed from a mold of Marie Antoinette’s breast.
And I’ve heard it said that the perfect size of a woman’s breast is one that fits into a champagne glass.
I’m gonna need a bigger boat.
The perfect sized breast should plug a toilet. [/quote]
You know, I think this could really happen. So next time I have a bad hangover, I’m gonna puke in the trash can.
[quote]lixy wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Is Lixy a he?
That seems to be the consensus, thus far…[/quote]
But will the consensus be right? i don’t think so
[quote]print wrote:
lixy wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Is Lixy a he?
That seems to be the consensus, thus far…
But will the consensus be right? i don’t think so[/quote]
I’d like a recount.
Champagne is for the French, francophiles, and light-weight, non-drinking, snobbish sorority chicks.
I’d rather drink a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill than be caught dead sipping out of a Champagne flute.
I’d maybe consider drinking it if I were ever allowed to dance in a rap video – but only from the bottle and with a bunch of hot broads in thongs “shakin’ what their momma gave 'em” all around me.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Champagne is for the French, francophiles, and light-weight, non-drinking, snobbish sorority chicks.
I’d rather drink a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill than be caught dead sipping out of a Champagne flute.
I’d maybe consider drinking it if I were ever allowed to dance in a rap video – but only from the bottle and with a bunch of hot broads in thongs “shakin’ what their momma gave 'em” all around me.[/quote]
Have you ever been to a wedding? Do you bring your own Booes Farm?
(I don’t like champagne either)
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Have you ever been to a wedding? Do you bring your own Booes Farm?
(I don’t like champagne either)[/quote]
I only go to weddings that I know will have an open bar. No, I don’t BMOBF, I drink free beer – even shit beer is better than “good” Champagne.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Have you ever been to a wedding? Do you bring your own Booes Farm?
(I don’t like champagne either)
I only go to weddings that I know will have an open bar. No, I don’t BMOBF, I drink free beer – even shit beer is better than “good” Champagne.[/quote]
Agree with that. The best champagne is only tolerable.
I bought these as a Valentine’s present for my fiance. We’re going to use them at our wedding. What do ya’ll think???
there’s a good bit of crap champagne out there . unless you’re going to a billionaire’s wedding you’ll not get anything good. it’s just too expensive. figure $600+ per case for stuff like billecart-salmon or egly-ouriet. best champagne i’ve ever had @ a wedding was maybe pj or veuve-clicquot which are both so mediocre it’s like what’s the point really ? might as well serve pbr.
[quote]swivel wrote:
there’s a good bit of crap champagne out there . unless you’re going to a billionaire’s wedding you’ll not get anything good. it’s just too expensive. figure $600+ per case for stuff like billecart-salmon or egly-ouriet. best champagne i’ve ever had @ a wedding was maybe pj or veuve-clicquot which are both so mediocre it’s like what’s the point really ? might as well serve pbr.[/quote]
I’d rather not drink than drink pabst.
[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
I bought these as a Valentine’s present for my fiance. We’re going to use them at our wedding. What do ya’ll think???
http://www.nielsensgifts.com/images/nicholas13lg.jpg
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Need pics of fiance.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
I bought these as a Valentine’s present for my fiance. We’re going to use them at our wedding. What do ya’ll think???
http://www.nielsensgifts.com/images/nicholas13lg.jpg
Need pics of fiance.[/quote]
Sorry Zap, I’m not sure she’d approve…lol