My dad got in a fight with some guy while we were watching Episode I.
It was so weird, my mother was between us. And this guy on the other side of my dad gets a phone call and starts talking, and you can hear the people around us groaning. Then my father, who is a master of diplomacy, says “turn off your fucking phone”.
So suddenly there is this commotion and I finally realize this guy is punching my dad in the head with his phone. By the time I can push my mother out of the way and get over there, my father (6’3", 300 lbs, former Marine Force Recon, Judo black belt) had already picked the guy up and threw him into the next row. Not only that, he did it while seated!
So the guy (who is pretty big himself) gets up and runs away, and these two off duty cops who were sitting behind us run after the guy to try to catch him but he was already gone.
I guess the moral is, don’t talk on your cell phone in a movie when there is a big badass sitting next to you