I ate a whole bunch of celery today. Not ‘a bunch’ like ‘a lot’, but a bunch, like all the stalks that were bunched together.
It was either the celery or the Teddy Grahams in the cabinet. I chose the path of celery.
/cool story bro
Bird eats it.
Cut it up for my omelettes most mornings, and usually eat it with some natty PB for a snack mid-afternoon.
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That Peter North knows what the fucks he’s talkin’ bout, celery makes me make alot of spooge.
yessir, I want to make a good first impression this weekend, so I’ve been eating celery daily.
I made two pounds of stew beef cubes, bag of carrots and a whole thingy of celery. Ate it throughout the day.
Crunching on celery as … I… … type …
I enjoy how cheap it is. You don’t need a career with a high celery to afford it.
Wtf are you guys for real? You like celery? Why though? I mean what is celery good for? It doesn’t give you like anything does it?
[quote]csulli wrote:
Wtf are you guys for real? You like celery? Why though? I mean what is celery good for? It doesn’t give you like anything does it?[/quote]
Healthy bowels and peace of mind. What else could a man ask for?
[quote]csulli wrote:
Wtf are you guys for real? You like celery? Why though? I mean what is celery good for? It doesn’t give you like anything does it?[/quote]
It’s for scooping peanut butter/whipped cream cheese/guacamole/taramosalata/hummus straight from the container to your mouth.
Celery & Hummus - my “damage control” snack. - a true go to
Celery:Proof that there is no God.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
I enjoy how cheap it is. You don’t need a career with a high celery to afford it.
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ahahahah I enjoyed this
[quote]csulli wrote:
Wtf are you guys for real? You like celery? Why though? I mean what is celery good for? It doesn’t give you like anything does it?[/quote]
more jizz
Celery and homemade tzatziki FTW.
[quote]kgildner wrote:
Greek, feta cheese filled hamburgers and homemade tzatziki FTW.[/quote]
Yep