I'm still laughing. Hopefully I can be that cool when I'm 70!
After watching the enthralling cautionary tales of Mr. Fisk, I immediately set about removing all the swords from my home, in hopes of protecting my babies and limbs.
Unfortunately the swords rebelled and fucking cut me wide open. Now I have to type with my tongue, but it's cool because the last guy to use this keyboard was eating cheetos.
Much thanks to you. I'm forwarding this link to my son, who is taking a saber fighting class at college. I'm sure this will save him from death and/or dismemberment.
Awesome, good find.