I read Elmer's glue used to be made from casein protein. Maybe those strange glue eating kids in kindergarten were onto something? And no, I'm not adding Elmer's glue to my shake.
Of course not. You're supposed to pour it over your cereal.
I don't much like the taste of Elmer's, that's why I just dump some in a shot glass, kick my head back, and snort it as fast as I can.
Kids eat paste, not Elmer's. You use Elmer's to make a huge palm scab.