Cartman is the Greatest Character Ever Created

[quote]anonym wrote:
Gotta love Randy, but I gotta admit to being a little disappointed in the past season or two of the show.

Granted, they were on a roll for like 10 years straight (it seems like every episode during that span is a ‘classic’ South Park), so I’m not too bummed.

As far as the Greatest Character is concerned, though, I really say you gotta give Mr. (Ms.) Garrison… the development of that character and the phases he/she went through over the course of the series - without growing stale or played out - is nothing short of epic.[/quote]

The first 7 of season 13 weren’t the best, but I thought the second seven were great. The “Fishsticks” episode is definitely one of my favorite ever.

SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.

You’re breakin mah balls man, breakin mah balls.

I like tweak. eeeeeeeeeeehh! Too much pressure!!

Butters as a pimp is the best character ever… but that’s getting specific.

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.[/quote]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. They defiantly do have some bad/mediocre episodes.

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.[/quote]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. They defiantly do have some bad/mediocre episodes. [/quote]

You know what though? What show doesn’t have a few mediocre episodes ? The thing is with south park, their mediocre/bad ones, interestingly enough are still funny as fuck and a lot better than some of the other bs. Yet you’re opetha and enjoy being a prick and finding some thing negative to say no matter what the topic is, kind of like an old grumpy man =).

Southpark and Archer are the only shows, I actually enjoy nowadays.

When Eric made Scott Tenerman eat his parents I scared my dog I was laughing so hard.

The Imagination Land Trilogy was also some of Cartmans’ best work.

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.[/quote]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. They defiantly do have some bad/mediocre episodes. [/quote]

You know what though? What show doesn’t have a few mediocre episodes ? The thing is with south park, their mediocre/bad ones, interestingly enough are still funny as fuck and a lot better than some of the other bs. Yet you’re opetha and enjoy being a prick and finding some thing negative to say no matter what the topic is, kind of like an old grumpy man =).

Southpark and Archer are the only shows, I actually enjoy nowadays. [/quote]

Tell em!

Sorry, but butters is far superior to Cartmen in every way…

Evidence one

A statue of the virgin mary shooting blood out of her vag onto Randy to cure his alcoholism is one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

Plus, lets not forget that if it was not for Kenny, Professor Chaos would have taken out the ninja 4 some…

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.[/quote]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. They defiantly do have some bad/mediocre episodes. [/quote]

You know what though? What show doesn’t have a few mediocre episodes ? The thing is with south park, their mediocre/bad ones, interestingly enough are still funny as fuck and a lot better than some of the other bs. Yet you’re opetha and enjoy being a prick and finding some thing negative to say no matter what the topic is, kind of like an old grumpy man =).

Southpark and Archer are the only shows, I actually enjoy nowadays. [/quote]

Go Fuck yourself. And no there bad episodes are actually really bad and boring. The fanboyism in this thread is strong. And SP is also one of my Top 3 shows but still acting like they produce nothing but gold nuggets is stupid.

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
SouthPark is the only truly great show on television. Everything those guys touch turns to gold.[/quote]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. They defiantly do have some bad/mediocre episodes. [/quote]

You know what though? What show doesn’t have a few mediocre episodes ? The thing is with south park, their mediocre/bad ones, interestingly enough are still funny as fuck and a lot better than some of the other bs. Yet you’re opetha and enjoy being a prick and finding some thing negative to say no matter what the topic is, kind of like an old grumpy man =).

Southpark and Archer are the only shows, I actually enjoy nowadays. [/quote]

Go Fuck yourself. And no there bad episodes are actually really bad and boring. The fanboyism in this thread is strong. And SP is also one of my Top 3 shows but still acting like they produce nothing but gold nuggets is stupid.[/quote]

Outside of the past year or two, what episodes do you feel actually sucked?

I love the Heavy Metal tribute episode.

SouthPark never gets boring. When the Woodland Critters Christmas came on, I was in fucking shock! I couldn’t even laugh, but I really wanted to. It was like being offended and finding it fucking hilarious all at the same time.

On another note, SickAbz, what about Family Guy? They’ve created some cult followers as well.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I love the Heavy Metal tribute episode.[/quote]

Kenny’s cheesin his balls off … and the title of that episode is Major Boobage

The economy episode was damn hilarious … the government relies on a wheel o’ policy and a chicken with it’s head cut off and the kazoo was the icing on the fucking cake! hahahahahaha

And to the Stewie disciple … come on man, Stewie turns into a faggity middle aged man later in life. Cartman knows no shame. He’s multilingual, he’s an expert strategist, he’s a world class manipulator, he’s a business man/entrepraneur, he’s a god damn political pundit for crying out loud! So go piss in the wind with your family guy references, this is real man country you’re treading into…

Butter’s in Bottom Bitch episode was funny “Do you know what I am saying?”. The cop being the hooker was so fucking funny. When he goes to the frat house and shits out the “evidence”. “FREEEEEZZZZEEEE I’m a cop!”

Its the most racist, sexist, disgusting, violent gag porn ever to be placed on television. and I love it.

The worst is anything with the Terence and Phillip I think they throw those two in when it comes time for the crew to take a vacation.

AND THEY KILLED OFF CHEF IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. CHEF WAS THE MAN AND THEY KILLED HIS CHARACTER IN THE MOST JACKED WAY. I will always hate them a little for that. But they always get me watching. I hate them so much.

Awesemo episode was gold, WOW was an instant classic. The big gay pile one was another favorite…they took our jobs!..that would make a great ring tone.

Yes, Cartman beats Stewie.