It's for a question I must answer for a benefit that I may be attending at the playboy mansion in June. It's called "Kandyland" and I'd love to be an edible bodypainted girl. It is for Carmen Electra's "Head to Hollywood" and I'd LOVE to meet her. It's kind of like Alice in Wonderland meets Willy Wonka...6 feet tall candycanes, chocolate rivers, etc. So far... this what I have is below. To me, they are corny and lame, so feel free to suggest more. Given the situation, I have to come up with something somewhat flirty and original. Thanks SOOOOO much you guys!
I am laffy taffy because I?m smooth, easy to like and I always have a joke ready to lighten the mood. I can be a bit hard to chew because most bite off more than can handle.
Pop Rocks. I have a very explosive personality and I?m always full of surprises. I?m rare and a bit old fashioned; you just can?t find someone like me everyday. Just when you think you?ve had enough of me, you come back for more.
I am Conversation Hearts. I?m very sociable and I am not afraid to get to the point; I?m extremely sweet yet sassy at times. People are always happy to see me; There never seems to be enough of me to go around.
Ring Pop Candy. I can make anything or anyone look good. I?ll always stay close by your side and give you a sweet ?pick me up? if you need it. I?m smooth and sweet to the core. I?m usually more than what you bargained for.
A health bar. Not a regular candy bar that you may eat and regret there after, but rather the kind that is good for you while still satisfying your craving for something sweet. I am sure I would do any guy?s body good?