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Can You Beat-up a 5th Grader?

But how many women could you beat-up?

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

34!

33! woohoo! I’ll never be afraid of small groups of five year olds ever again.

39 five year olds.

I can also name 71 colours in 5 minutes.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/colors


23 – lack of balance/martial arts skills was a big player here.

Still, I could dominate the kiddie pool.

26 snot-nosed brats for me…

  1. They’d be dogmeat.

[quote]Bloobird wrote:
39 five year olds.

I can also name 71 colours in 5 minutes.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/colors
[/quote]

Im not even going to try that one lol…unless i can fight in it or lift heavy things to achieve greatness Im going to fail LOL

How are you supposed to beat up a bunch of kids if you got such a hard boner?

Ron and Fez

Oh and I got 29 little pukes…Though I personnally think I would throttle these little shits. And leave a bunch of them shattered lieing on the ground.

I got 29.

I have very little fighting experience, but am merciless and have a long reach.

Still, I would use my superiour intellect to retreat to the gates of the basketball court… where their numbers would count for nothing…

You could take on 24 five year old kids in a fight.
Mildly bad ass.

[quote]thaiclinch wrote:
Bloobird wrote:
39 five year olds.

I can also name 71 colours in 5 minutes.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/colors

Im not even going to try that one lol…unless i can fight in it or lift heavy things to achieve greatness Im going to fail LOL[/quote]

Everyone knows there are only 8 colors.

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
thaiclinch wrote:
Bloobird wrote:
39 five year olds.

I can also name 71 colours in 5 minutes.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/view2/colors

Im not even going to try that one lol…unless i can fight in it or lift heavy things to achieve greatness Im going to fail LOL

Everyone knows there are only 8 colors.[/quote]

nuh uh.

  1. red
  2. orange
  3. yellow
  4. green
  5. blue
  6. indigo
  7. violet
  8. purple
  9. celadon
  10. grey
  11. harlequin
    and many, many more.

I feel really ghey right now.

28 for me, thank god for being tall.

31 kids would meet their maker

I could take 38 ninety-year-olds and 30 five year olds.

It says 34, but from experience I know that is wrong

I wanna see 34 5 year olds take on 34 90 year olds, yeah!

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