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#3 Calling Girls Sluts
Bros dig power, and to be honest there is nothing more empowering than calling girls sluts. Honestly, does it get any better than cruising the streets with your bros and constantly saying, “Oh, look at these fucking sluts!” every time you pass by a group of girls. Answer: No, it doesnt. Bros love to change the pronunciation of sluts just to mix things up. Slutties, Sloots, and Slutbags are variations of the word, but they all mean the same thing: that the girl is a ho-bag.
While its fun to call girls sluts behind their back, its even more rewarding to call it to their face. The best part of calling girls sluts is that most of the time they arent sluts at all, but it still makes them feel like they are, which is awesome. Anytime you can make a girl feel self-conscience about herself, you have done your job as a bro.
Lets take a look at the appropriate times to call a girl a slut:
When shes showing off skin- Honestly, shes just asking to be called a slut at this point. This is a no-brainer. If you and your boys dont call her a slut, you lose serious bro-points. I mean this is a fucking lay-up line insult that will definitely get you some fist pounds so why would you pass it up?
When she insults you in any way - Its so fucking sweet being a bro. No matter what a girl says you always have a trump card. Say for example, some girl is making fun of you because you live in your parents basement. Thats when you remind her what she is.
When she rejects your advances - So, youÃ¢??re at a bar with all your bros (obvs) and some girl thats hot as shit tries to get a beer right next to you. You obviously hit on her because shes basically asking for it. However, this girl doesnt appear interested. What do you do? In order to not lose any bro-cred its best to just rip into her calling her a slut. Other possibilities are that shes a “whore”, “lesbian”, or “dyke-bitch”.
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“Me and some bros went to Acapulco to bro out on spring break when I saw some slut from Michigan. In a drunken bro rage, I pulled out the “slut/cunt” combo and whereby I received a 5-star to the face. Getting slapped earns you mad bro-cred”
“walking down the street saw some sluts holding hands. broke that bond and said, “excuse me sluts.” took five to the face for the bro community”