Being an admitted old fart, I was surprised to hear of what is considered normal good clean fun by the Generation Xers. Besides the apparently socially acceptable practice, according to The Edge, of whipping your weinie out when the mood strikes, I was enlightened by fellow T-Man Nate Dog about the practice of what I shall refer to as “boinking”. Boinking is, in the paraphrased words of everyone’s favorite Dog, taking one’s salami out and rubbing it on a male friend’s head while he is sitting down. Admittedly this sounds a bit gay to me but I’m a baby boomer and somewhat removed from today’s mores. When I was a teenager, back in the bygone era of the 50’s, I was the lone Irish kid in a predominately Italian small town. Everybody seemed to have slicked back black hair and cigarettes in the ears so, if I had managed to survive boinking one of my friends, I would have had enough grease on my pencil to slip it into the ignition switch of my beloved 1947 Ford ragtop.
Anyway, the purpose of my post is to do a research study on the prevalence and acceptability of boinking in today’s social environment. Therefore, I would appreciate hearing from ALL T-Men around the world if they enjoy boinking and, whether they participate in boinking or not, if they feel it is a socially acceptable way of entertaining friends today. I don’t mean to exclude women so if there are any heavy female roid users out there with the physical ability to boink, lets hear from you too. And, further, I would be interested in knowing what females think of their male partners boinking each other. This could end up as a very enlightening T-Mag article. So, T-Mag staffers, give us your input also please. Brock, do you boink Cy or Chris? How about Tim Patterson, does he go around the office boinking the staff? Based on the success of this post, I may then research the art of wagging one’s weinie at people. This could even lead to a new way of getting Osama Bin Laden. The Edge and his buddies could wag their weinies at Osama and , while he is sitting there transfixed saying “Wad da fug?”, The Dog could sneak up on him and boink him on his flea infested head. How much is that reward up to now? Anyway, for today, lets stick to just researching boinking. And don’t be shy, detail for us your favorite boinking technique. There is a lot that can be learned here. In faith, Peace, sayanara, hasta luego and good boinking to all. Avoids Roids