Californians: Latest Gangbang BS

Christine i am trying to read this and your new avatar pic is really distracting.
I just read

I can’t believer this Gang…uh…Legs
and then they shot … panties
and so on …mmmm

Wow, I guess I didn’t think too long and hard before posting this one, lol.

Seriously though, I’m sorry. Those streets mentioned are indeed dangerous as hell at night. It is fubar and full of cranksters and heroin dealers who gangbang, mixed in with decent folks. I actually had a shotgun pulled on me in a friends driveway by a gbr walking with a female companion, there a few years back as we walked into his home from a car with some beer etc.

I jumped the gun on this story though, and since then, did in fact call the Oakland corrections facility and they replied that it is not true so far as this being an initiation going on throughout the state.

At least I got some good laughs at myself and your jokes, so thanks!

Late.

[quote]InTheZone wrote:
Wow, I guess I didn’t think too long and hard before posting this one, lol.

Seriously though, I’m sorry. Those streets mentioned are indeed dangerous as hell at night. It is fubar and full of cranksters and heroin dealers who gangbang, mixed in with decent folks. I actually had a shotgun pulled on me in a friends driveway by a gbr walking with a female companion, there a few years back as we walked into his home from a car with some beer etc.

I jumped the gun on this story though, and since then, did in fact call the Oakland corrections facility and they replied that it is not true so far as this being an initiation going on throughout the state.

At least I got some good laughs at myself and your jokes, so thanks!

Late.[/quote]

Nice. Refreshing to see a guy able to laugh at himself.

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D[/quote]

Ahhhhhahahah! It got you too! Looked like a badass vigilante film on the label, but was a steaming turd of a film in reality.

Thumbs down, Kevin Bacon. Thumbs way down.

[quote]NewDamage wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Ahhhhhahahah! It got you too! Looked like a badass vigilante film on the label, but was a steaming turd of a film in reality.

Thumbs down, Kevin Bacon. Thumbs way down.[/quote]

On a side note, damn NewDam, I still can’t get over that back shot in your avatar! That is the sickest, leanest mofo around dude. The erector spinae blow me away.
I’ve been following your blog which is equally astounding, and had a question about your diet, which you obviously did nail. Maybe you could pm me how your “nailed down” version went if you get the time someday, I’d really appreciate it.

Your transformation in those pics is wild.

Thanks, ToneBone

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
This thread delivers.[/quote]

ya but what it delivers is something is TBD.

oh no the big bad gangster wanna be is going to come and rape your cat because the OG told him to its the way they get into the gang.

come on now,these things do not happen.
I wont explain the way things do happen but it just goes to show how ignorant people really are to lives outside there own protected little bubble.
which in itself is not a bad thing.
I wish I would have been part of that sheltered group personaly.

[quote]NewDamage wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Ahhhhhahahah! It got you too! Looked like a badass vigilante film on the label, but was a steaming turd of a film in reality.

Thumbs down, Kevin Bacon. Thumbs way down.[/quote]

I think we all got tricked by that film. Worst yet, someone actually recommended it to me and said it was bad ass. I’m never trusting that guy’s taste in movies again.

This is why you move somewhere where you can legally carry. gangbangers are sub-human to me. Not even worthy of life. I equate them on a level with Al Qaeda terrorist fighters. I wouldn’t go vigilante tough guy searching for them, but if they come around and mess with my family, they’re getting a dose of .45 1911 with a burned corpse and missing teeth.

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
This is why you move somewhere where you can legally carry. gangbangers are sub-human to me. Not even worthy of life. I equate them on a level with Al Qaeda terrorist fighters. I wouldn’t go vigilante tough guy searching for them, but if they come around and mess with my family, they’re getting a dose of .45 1911 with a burned corpse and missing teeth.[/quote]

This made me think of the Naked Gun movies. There was a scene where a woman called in about killing some gang members and they told her she only had to pay a fine.

[quote]nichaaron wrote:

come on now,these things do not happen.
I wont explain the way things do happen but it just goes to show how ignorant people really are to lives outside there own protected little bubble.
which in itself is not a bad thing.
I wish I would have been part of that sheltered group personaly.

[/quote]

Never having been initiated into a gang is the same as living in a protected little bubble? You suggest that people who don’t go searching for bad situations to be a part of are lacking some kind of knowledge that is worth having?

Maybe some forms of “ignorance” aren’t so bad.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Yeah…

I’ve heard about such ‘gang initiations’ as urban legends for years.

Whatever you do, don’t say “Red Rum” 3 times into a bathroom mirror with the lights turned out and a candle lit.

Don’t say “Candyman” either. Otherwise, Tony Todd will come to your house.[/quote]

On a related note, do not turn of the lights in your bathroom and says “gazelle” three times while spinning around or Tony Little will show up at your house. What’s worse is he will not leave until you give him an Oatmeal Creme Pie…or a Star Crunch, man does he love Star Crunch.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Yeah…

I’ve heard about such ‘gang initiations’ as urban legends for years.

Whatever you do, don’t say “Red Rum” 3 times into a bathroom mirror with the lights turned out and a candle lit.

Don’t say “Candyman” either. Otherwise, Tony Todd will come to your house.

On a related note, do not turn of the lights in your bathroom and says “gazelle” three times while spinning around or Tony Little will show up at your house. What’s worse is he will not leave until you give him an Oatmeal Creme Pie…or a Star Crunch, man does he love Star Crunch.[/quote]

Anything involving Tony Little is automatically terrifying.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
super saiyan wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Yeah…

I’ve heard about such ‘gang initiations’ as urban legends for years.

Whatever you do, don’t say “Red Rum” 3 times into a bathroom mirror with the lights turned out and a candle lit.

Don’t say “Candyman” either. Otherwise, Tony Todd will come to your house.

On a related note, do not turn of the lights in your bathroom and says “gazelle” three times while spinning around or Tony Little will show up at your house. What’s worse is he will not leave until you give him an Oatmeal Creme Pie…or a Star Crunch, man does he love Star Crunch.

Anything involving Tony Little is automatically terrifying.[/quote]

Boo!

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
super saiyan wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I just watched that movie the other night on pay per view. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. Needless to say it sucked and I was pissed I ordered it.

D

Yeah…

I’ve heard about such ‘gang initiations’ as urban legends for years.

Whatever you do, don’t say “Red Rum” 3 times into a bathroom mirror with the lights turned out and a candle lit.

Don’t say “Candyman” either. Otherwise, Tony Todd will come to your house.

On a related note, do not turn of the lights in your bathroom and says “gazelle” three times while spinning around or Tony Little will show up at your house. What’s worse is he will not leave until you give him an Oatmeal Creme Pie…or a Star Crunch, man does he love Star Crunch.

Anything involving Tony Little is automatically terrifying.

Boo![/quote]

You know I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight now, don’t you? Will you hold me?

[quote]AngryVader wrote:

You know I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight now, don’t you? Will you hold me?[/quote]

Sure, come on up.

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

You know I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight now, don’t you? Will you hold me?

Sure, come on up.
[/quote]

All right, I’ll pack a bag and be up in a few hours. :wink:

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

You know I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight now, don’t you? Will you hold me?

Sure, come on up.

All right, I’ll pack a bag and be up in a few hours. ;)[/quote]

I’ll most likely be sleeping when you get here. It’s about an 8 hour drive from SF.

I’ll leave a key under the mat for you.

We left cali because its so shitty.
We never really had gang problems in Norco (north corona, riverside county if you dont know where corona is). But between the smog, traffic, buerocracy, cost of living, fact that we knew the housing market was gonna crash, and crime we left. Get outa there as soon as you can is my advice.