Calf Cancer

[quote]Xab wrote:
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Another great contribution by the '09 class.

you should probably consider killing yourself… a big gay al for a big gay troll

Terrible troll job, it was so obviously fake and unfunny.

http://dontevenreply.com/

OP is astonishingly like Mike Partlow

[quote]sebbie wrote:
I’m not trolling douchebag. Unfortunately, this situation is real. [/quote]

Just cut your leg off and then cauterize your stump with a blowtorch or something. No need for violence. A simple fix really.

[quote]sebbie wrote:
But my local GP wont check it out as he plans to run off with my wife when im too ill to do anyhting about it, as i unfortunately found out through hacking his computer witth a datachip.

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The responses to this thread are crackin’ me up.
But you found out his plans were to run away with your wife by hacking his work computer? So was there a document on his desktop named like ‘Master Plan’ and in it is this huge plan to kill you and run away with your wife? I have like 10000 more questions about this elaborate story but I will just stick with my one for now. Good luck with everything though!

Not remotly funny mate. Seriously. This thread deserves a Bat jerking off.

Just another fine example of the dangers of not pouring your own daily everclear shots.

Cancer? Since when does pus ooze from cancer?