Bush's War On Porn!

[quote]pookie wrote:
Hey, porn is as American as mental midgetry and obesity. It’s part of what makes America… er, America.

If the White House wants to fight porn, it should start by getting rid of it’s Dick and Bush. And Cuntoleeza too.
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I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.

What sacralidge. Obviously bush isn’t a man, but an alien wearing a bush suit. Any man knows that looking at nekkid women on a little screen in front of you is basically the next best thing to heaven. I mean men are visual, we like looking at nekkid women, especially slutty ones who do stuff we wish our women did, and he want’s this to STOP?

I’m with massif, This is a job I need to apply for right now. I am really really good at finding all the best porn sites. Of course i’d be a double agent and let all the good sites go free. I would put a stop to any site that linked to popups or had viruses or ad-ware/spyware. Thats the only negative aspect of online porn actually.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
…I would put a stop to any site that linked to popups or had viruses or ad-ware/spyware. Thats the only negative aspect of online porn actually.

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oh i hate that shit. and also where you click a wrong link to some beastiality shit, and no matter how many times you fuckin delete that shit its always some where on your hdd. then one of your friends comes over and somehow finds that shit in like 2mins and then they tease you for years about how you had some woman jerking off a cow on your computer.
man i hate the shit.

[quote]frisbee wrote:
i wouldnt mind if they cracked down and got rid of all that japaneese scat porn. sucks when i click on the wrong link and something like that comes up.[/quote]

The Japanese have a whole genre of porn dedictated to tentacles feeling people up, I read about it on Rotten.com. I think they blamed it on getting nuked or something…

You guys are full of it with the “click on the wrong link” BS.

You love it.

[quote]pookie wrote:

If stuff’s getting destroyed, you need more lubrication.

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nice… super f-in’ funny

[quote]T-Raven wrote:
I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.[/quote]

You’re right. They’re called “American tourists.”

[quote]T-Raven wrote:
I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.

You’re right. They’re called “American tourists.”
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You asshole. That was totally innapropriate. I just spewed cottage cheese all over my monitor.

What has the world come to when FBI agents have to police the internet and shit for porn.

Porn is not bad.

Im very lucky I have a very wonderful woman. Lady in the street but a freak in the bed.

We get all our new ideas from porn. Im like look at that baby lets try that. She is like ok.

(Now stand on your head and let me try this.)

If it hurts or she gets a cramp we move on to something else.

Bush is just mad because one of his daughters probably had some lesbian porn on the computers at home.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I wouldnt mind watching a little lesbian porn with the bush girls.

Who knows what that could lead to.

I can’t even believe it. I think porn is pretty much as cleaned up as it needs to be and has been for a long time. Policing the internet is a losing battle so they will probably go after the magazine and video producers who work hard to make sure what they put out is legal and will pass scrutiny. I have to ask. Why? Who is trying to control us and why are they doing it. Is it simply a one-man crusade. Porn is more excepted and popular then ever. It is ingrained in our society at this point.

It’s very fucked up that the first article specifically points out that this isn’t going after kiddie-porn.

I’m a Republican and a Bush supporter, and I’m willing to say this is a retarded misallocation of resources.

[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
Why? Who is trying to control us and why are they doing it. Is it simply a one-man crusade. Porn is more excepted and popular then ever. It is ingrained in our society at this point. [/quote]

Bush is catering to a special interest group. The same people that think porn is filthy and unnatural and even harmful (like Lorisco) are fundamentalist christians… the same people who showed up in droves to vote against gay marriage… they are, all of them, Bush voters. They put Bush in there, so he is catering to them.

Still, it’s only a token task force, right? It’s not like we are going to get searched at airports for nudie pics, right? … I hope.

“Sir, this is a blow-up doll I found in your carry-on… I’m afraid I’m going to have to hold you in detention for suspected terrorism…”

That’s just far-fetched of me, right? :slight_smile:

Four more years!!!

Oh, wait.

My suitcase was vibrating?

Nine time out of ten, it’s an electric razor. But every once in a while…

[quote]Vyapada wrote:
My suitcase was vibrating?

Nine time out of ten, it’s an electric razor. But every once in a while…
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You can never refer to it in the first person either. You can’t say ‘your’…, you have to see ‘the’…

[quote]pookie wrote:
T-Raven wrote:
I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.

You’re right. They’re called “American tourists.”

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hahahahahahhaha.

fantastic.

We can expect more “War on Masturbation”, “War on sex”, etc…

Btw checkout these funny “Patriotic Posters”

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/index.asp

wait isn’t Bush and Dick for the everyman? isn’t how they got their votes? from the everyday man. the normal joe who sit in their lonely homes, in front of their computers and get a workout for their forearms.

why would you go after the one thing that unites all men (and some women) in these here United States of America? without porn we would really be divided. don’t you think.

another intelligent decision and use of FBI resources from our dear president.

[quote]pookie wrote:
T-Raven wrote:
I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.

You’re right. They’re called “American tourists.”

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Hey, this guy’s really funny! American tourists? Canada doesn’t have anything worth crossing the border for!

[quote]pookie wrote:
T-Raven wrote:
I’m not sure about the porn, but I know there are fat, stupid people in Canada.

You’re right. They’re called “American tourists.”

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Mayo on burgers and fries…nuff said.