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Bush's Divine Mission II


During the thread on my last post regarding God speaking to George Bush I posed the question, how did Bush know it was God speaking to him? Well after some exhaustive research I discovered this leprechaun above had informed several early scholars that the earth was flat, told Hitler that Germans were the master race and claimed WMDs existed in Iraq. He also brainwashed hundreds of people into believing they enjoyed the music of Celine Dion. When I confronted him about whether he had been posing as the voice of God in Bush's head he would not admit to that charge, but did state:

'Oi'll tell ye now, all oi telt that W. fella was t'burn things, oi didn't know he'd launch a feckin war!'

You heard it here first folks. Fox news is all over this story.