[quote]911 Girl wrote:
As already stated I like a nice firm butt. I will chase it down the hall pinching it until it stops and then grab hold of it. I also like to paddle it.[/quote]
Thank you. I rather enjoyed that… 
Yay squats!
RANGE OF MOTION Tip 1:
Wiping your ass is harder when you gain body size. Flexibility and stretching is key to having good ass wiping range of motion.
Ladies ASS Wiping Tip 1:
Wipe front to back, or you might get sh*t in your crack!
All my working out and clean living and what happens? Yesterday while doing a stock count the old lady with me grabbed my ass
what a asskissing thread
What do you mean? There’s plenty of pinching and slapping, as well.
[quote]michaelv wrote:
What do you mean? There’s plenty of pinching and slapping, as well.[/quote]
I need to get some bigger pants. My ass is filling it out too much for my waist size. I hate the homie jeans, and now Levis are too tight and strangle the boys. What do I do???
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
michaelv wrote:
What do you mean? There’s plenty of pinching and slapping, as well.
I need to get some bigger pants. My ass is filling it out too much for my waist size. I hate the homie jeans, and now Levis are too tight and strangle the boys. What do I do???[/quote]
get a skirt!
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
michaelv wrote:
What do you mean? There’s plenty of pinching and slapping, as well.
I need to get some bigger pants. My ass is filling it out too much for my waist size. I hate the homie jeans, and now Levis are too tight and strangle the boys. What do I do???[/quote]
That’s not a good look (male camel-toe).
Time for relaxed fit 505’s, 550’s, etc.?
Since one of my nicknames is “high pockets” I guess I’m ok in this department. This thread is pretty funny. Plus, I have to agree with the Prof & Hoss, round is where it’s at! No butt, no chance!
[quote]BFG wrote:
As far as Poltergeist - that scene with the maggots coming out of the steak - that … was … awesome. [Although it did f*ck me up for a while, as I was a little kid at the time.]
BFG[/quote]
I like the abrasive ProfX too. But it was fried chicken, not steak, that the maggots came from.
DB
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
michaelv wrote:
What do you mean? There’s plenty of pinching and slapping, as well.
I need to get some bigger pants. My ass is filling it out too much for my waist size. I hate the homie jeans, and now Levis are too tight and strangle the boys. What do I do???
get a skirt![/quote]
HA HA …I think you’d like my ass then huh?
[quote]Uga wrote:
Since one of my nicknames is “high pockets” I guess I’m ok in this department. This thread is pretty funny. Plus, I have to agree with the Prof & Hoss, round is where it’s at! No butt, no chance![/quote]
Oh yeah. Having a firm, round ass is where it’s at!
Yay squats!
Dingleberries suck.