I’m going to shoot for what I view to be the stars, and if I fall short I’ll still be high enough to shit on the world below.
1-Have 10 minutes alone with Osama Bin Laden before he dies(and it will be before he dies).
2-Save a Nation (does not matter what nation or how big or small).
3-Invent something or have an idea that has never been.
4-Re-invent the Curl bar (yes the curl bar). My joints are jacked when it comes to curls
5-Have an honest conversation with Our President alone and uncensored(whoever he may be at the time).
These are things that will just be cool but will not make a second of differnce if it happens or not.
1-Full palm on azz cheek squeeze at a party from the following:
-Hillary Clinton
-Oprah
-Nancy pelosi
2-1 minute boxing match with every leader of the world full gear no cheap shots
3-Be in the next Star Trek Movie as the coolest Vulcan that ever exsisted and they will call me MR.Nova
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This.
I enjoyed the movie. But it didn’t make me feel the need to catch up on doing things. I’ve tried to live my life day to day, and in that I’ve found happiness and not much want for anything.
The only thing I may feel the need to do is tell certain people the way I feel about them. But doing so at this point seems indulgent and could possibly be misread and deemed inappropriate. Yet anything you say on your deathbed is usually acceptable. lol
Sail around Cape Horn in the winter when i’ts crazy stupid. I don’t like deep water at all and this makes no sense but I’ve wanted to do this for as long as I can remember.
Fly with the Blue Angels.
Ride a MotoGP bike and hopefully get to third gear before shitting my leathers lol.
Deep sea fish.
Shoot a Barret .50 rifle.
Take BP at a major leauge ball park.
Run an obstacle course.
Take a survivel course, one of those week long ones in the bush.
Train One year each in martial arts… Thailand (ladyboy recognition, denial)…
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funniest thing I have read all month.
as for my lists
Done:
Fought fire, walked into burning structures.
brought the dead back to life (was a team effort but I started the CPR and we all got the win)
deep sea fished
competed in a rodeo (horses, not bulls)
banged a 1st world prostitute
played a musical instrument
traveled the majority of the lower 48, except New England. Fuck New England.
need to do:
complete the novel I’m writing
complete Smoke Divers training
get both my kids through college and out on their own
travel the Caribbean
do 20 dead hang pullups in one set
My bucket list:
Find and kill AC and expose him for the communist that he is
Travel to Ireland and Cock slap Kerley
Travel to Fighting Irish and Challenge him to a sparring match
Fine Wine and Dine OG at arbys
Convince LankEy to add me as a friend =(
Have a higher post count than ProX
Trap Lawsonsmanuel in a pipe with an angry badger
Surpass Wormwood and Hungry in my lols to post ratio
Find music that I can rock the fuk out to, and look as cool as CB while lifting.
Destroy Polo
My bucket list:
Find and kill AC and expose him for the communist that he is
Travel to Ireland and Cock slap Kerley
Travel to Fighting Irish and Challenge him to a sparring match
Fine Wine and Dine OG at arbys
Convince LankEy to add me as a friend =(
Have a higher post count than ProX
Trap Lawsonsmanuel in a pipe with an angry badger
Surpass Wormwood and Hungry in my lols to post ratio
Find music that I can rock the fuk out to, and look as cool as CB while lifting.
Destroy Polo
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Those are…
totally possible if you put your mind to it. Except the last one, Beans is just too awesome.
My ‘Bucket List’ is:
-Learn how to work on engines/vehicles and possibly build something I can drive
-Learn how to shoot and own a gun
-Skydive
-Get married and stay married
-Have kids
-Compete in a bodybuilding show (and be competitive)
-Own a place on the ocean somewhere
-Defend someone forcefully
-Help someone learn how to lift
-Have/build a boat
-Get my pilot licence
Own a black 1968 Camaro with white racing stripes.
Build my own guitar.
Learn Piano.
Come to terms with the evil I’ve experienced and attributed to.
Buy a farm that sustains at least me and my family.
Be known as a solid, stand up guy
Do:
Learn to sail and navigate
Sail around the world, taking at least a year so I can stop by every place I wanted to see.
Climb a mountain
Whitewater Rafting
Surf (come on I live in Iowa)
Read:
War and Peace
Democracy In America
Catch-22
Les Miserable (in French)
…I decided to not list the rest, but I would like to read every great work before I die.
