It’s Sunday afternoon, I’m sure you’re at home right now preparing your meals for the week (AKA eating Funyuns and watching Futurama reruns) so I know you’re not busy.
Let’s list things we want to do before we die.
Here’s a few, and in no particular order:
Roll a car
skydive
place first in a BB show
save someone from a fire
own a pig
surf on the west coast
chop down a tree
learn to:
shoot a bow
play an instrument
ride a horse
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
It’s Sunday afternoon, I’m sure you’re at home right now preparing your meals for the week (AKA eating Funyuns and watching Futurama reruns) so I know you’re not busy.
Let’s list things we want to do before we die.
Here’s a few, and in no particular order:
Roll a car
skydive
place first in a BB show
save someone from a fire
own a pig
surf on the west coast
chop down a tree
learn to:
shoot a bow
play an instrument
ride print and imhungry at the same time
[/quote]
Weird.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
It’s Sunday afternoon, I’m sure you’re at home right now preparing your meals for the week (AKA eating Funyuns and watching Futurama reruns) so I know you’re not busy.
Let’s list things we want to do before we die.
Here’s a few, and in no particular order:
Roll a car
skydive
place first in a BB show
save someone from a fire
own a pig
surf on the west coast
chop down a tree
learn to:
shoot a load into my own mouth
play an instrument
ride print and imhungry at the same time
[/quote]
Weird.[/quote]
Isn’t it?
Find true happiness.
Everything else is just icing on the cake.
Unless you want to be a fireman #4 opens up some questions, why fire.
You can bang most of that list by this time next year.
Win.
That is my goal.
Go to Italy
Road trip across the U.S.
skydive
ride in a helicopter
do a lap in a formula one car
I liked that movie the Bucket List.
Visit every 1st world country
Drive/ride a vehicle over 200 mph
Become SCUBA certified
Meet my PERSONAL bodybuilding goals
Get a gig at a major venue
Become a millionaire
Retire at an early age
Own a business
Sky dive
Fire a tank round
Master a martial art
Earn my Doctorate
Paint a great painting
Sell a print of said painting
This is gonna be sappy but…Find what I think is the perfect girl.
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
This is gonna be sappy but…Find what I think is the first alien lifeform. Then fuck it.
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Shame!
Lessee . . .
Train One year each in martial arts in Brazil (Capo and Jiu Jitsu), Taiwan (White Crane, Xing Yi, Five Ancestors), Thailand (ladyboy recognition, denial), Africa (there’s a half-dozen tribes I’ve studied I’d love to meet), Okinawa, and at least two other countries determined after the above
Have my business turning out $1,000,000 yearly
Get 100 jumps, sky-diving
Foursome with models (super, or JCPenny. I ain’t picky.)
Learn a computer language that’s not HTML or VisualBasic
Have a second, slightly less awkward foursome with new models, at least Kohl’s material
get a home gym
have a great understanding of music theory
get science degree/ get science education
stop losing time
go javelin hunting
front squat one thousand
learn an martial art
be able to do muscle up, do them anywhere
create a car out of mirrors
go to mongolia
own chickens and a goat and have a garden
get a lawn made of flowers
oh and I forgot
get a extensive collection of green tea
get 100 cats
I love cats, they all have their own personnality
Have a level 80 world of warcraft character
Chop down a tree
Be rightfully credited as the first person to use the word Broscience
Start my very own powerlifting fed
Make it a felony to say or write lawl, lol, rofl, lulz
Have lats so wide that when I trip, it takes 10 seconds to fall to the ground
Front squat 400 lbs.
Move my 401k asset allocation to penny stocks
Chart my genealogy back at least 400 years
Wear more thin 80’s leather ties
[quote]Vash wrote:
Foursome with models (super, or JCPenny. I ain’t picky.)
Have a second, slightly less awkward foursome with new models, at least Kohl’s material
[/quote]
Well I was gonna say threesome (non-devil’s threesome) but now I have to be a 1-upper and say fivesome (me with four women I will probably leave unsatisified).
Have a loft in downtown Miami
Own a dog, maybe two
Have a salt-water fish-tank complete with live coral and anemone
Visit India, Turkey, South Korea, Chile, Brazil, Argentina, France, Ethiopia, Kenya, Algeria, and South Africa*
Find a girl that makes me happy
Financial stability
Rent an RV and take off for a few months
Go into outer space
*Buy a cheap jeep or truck in Texas and drive it all the way down Central Mexico and the Andes to Tiera Del Fuego and then back up the other side through Argentina and into Brazil.
Don’t ask me why, but I’ve always kind of wanted to fake my own death. Just for kicks.
Meet my favorite bands; the ones that make my whole life flash before my eyes. A few bands in Particular:
Zero 7
Radiohead
Fuck a Milf/ Actually just fuck a girl. But she has to be sexy
Be involved in a Sting operation of some sort.
Make a huge public scene.
Make a million dollars in a two year span.
No particular order.
DONE:
-Been to 6 continents
-Skydived
-Bungee Jumped
-Banged MILF
-Mastered foreign language
-Banged 3rd world prostitute
-Had some of my writing sold for actual money
LEFT TO DO:
-Antarctica
-2 chicks at the same time (never even come close)
-Start charitable organization
-Learn to play the bass
-Learn another language
-Get my travel “been to country” list up to 75
-Figure out Japanese culture
No one’s going to read this post anyway, so why bother?
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
No one’s going to read this post anyway, so why bother?[/quote]
If anything, do it for yourself
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
DONE:
-Been to 6 continents
-Skydived
-Bungee Jumped
-Banged MILF
-Mastered foreign language
-Banged 3rd world prostitute
-Had some of my writing sold for actual money
LEFT TO DO:
-Antarctica
-2 chicks at the same time (never even come close)
-Start charitable organization
-Learn to play the bass
-Learn another language
-Get my travel “been to country” list up to 75
-Figure out Japanese culture
[/quote]
Man this isn’t even a challenge go to a third world country, learn the language to tick off “another language” then bang two 3rd world milf prostitutes at the same time. Cake.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
-Had some of my writing sold for actual money
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This isn’t too hard; you can easily write product reviews for tech websites for a few quid.
If that’s creative writing or an article or something then fair play - I’d be shite.