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Broken Penis: A Ray Elbe Saga

Ray Elbe is a former TUF contestant, one-time Tiger Muay Thai coach and controversial fight scene character.

Also, he recently broke his penis.

In his own words:

EDIT: I guess it needs to be said as a warning that if you google any images, they are graphic but not of his bust up penis.

And these are fairly bloody shots of the aftermath.

Morbid, but Elbe shows some ‘balls’ speaking out about the injury.

… and here I was thinking dude got a boner while sparring and got kicked in the dick …

brutal nonetheless

“She bounced more than 8.5 inches in the air and arona’d my dick”. I always get anxious when girls bounce over 8.5/9" up. It’s a real problem for me.

[quote]lbraga wrote:
… and here I was thinking dude got a boner while sparring and got kicked in the dick …

[/quote]

Hahaha!!

[quote]LondonBoxer123 wrote:
“She bounced more than 8.5 inches in the air and arona’d my dick”. I always get anxious when girls bounce over 8.5/9" up. It’s a real problem for me. [/quote]

Oh sure.

Yet when I wrote in this thread:

It was all funny ha, ha.

If only Elbe payed heed.

I have been told by several people who should be respected that goal setting is important. I took it to heart. I start every day with two primary goals, regardless of whatever else needs to be done:

1.) Not to HAVE to talk to the police

2.) Not to have to discuss my genitals in an emergency room setting.

Mr. Elbe’s failure to read Blaze’s judo thread cost him goal number 2.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]LondonBoxer123 wrote:
“She bounced more than 8.5 inches in the air and arona’d my dick”. I always get anxious when girls bounce over 8.5/9" up. It’s a real problem for me. [/quote]

Oh sure.

Yet when I wrote in this thread:

It was all funny ha, ha.

If only Elbe payed heed.

I have been told by several people who should be respected that goal setting is important. I took it to heart. I start every day with two primary goals, regardless of whatever else needs to be done:

1.) Not to HAVE to talk to the police

2.) Not to have to discuss my genitals in an emergency room setting.

Mr. Elbe’s failure to read Blaze’s judo thread cost him goal number 2.

Regards,

Robert A
[/quote]

And I have to add, Elbe, failed to heed your original 2nd rule “your hard parts go in their soft parts.”

His didn’t, it went slightly to the left or right and struck hip no doubt.

a guy i went to school with used to “crack” his knob like one would crack a knuckle and he did this shit daily one time i guess he gaver a bit to much and the thing broke like happened to this guy swelled up and got all nasty… his girlfriend wouldnt believe him enough to give him a drive so he rode his bicycle to the hospital