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Britney Spears Signs with American Gladiator

"Following a report in yesterday’s New York Post revealing that Britney Spears is pursuing TV work, NBC announced today that Spears will be appearing in season two of “American Gladiators”.

Spears, who recently appeared in an episode of CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother”, has, according to the Post, been offered a spot on NBC’s “30 Rock”. As reported by the TV Envy blog, “a Spears insider told the Post�??s Page Six that Jamie wants his daughter to have a more normal 9-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble.”

Spears’ role on “American Gladiators” will be a “celebrity gladiator” who competes against contestants in a new event called “Paparazzi.” According to the press release:

Each competitor, supplied with a digital camera, will pursue the celebrity gladiator through an obstacle course, as the gladiator attempts to avoid being photographed. The contestant with the most photos of the celebrity gladiator will receive ten big points!

NBC has not announced the name of the male celebrity gladiator, or even if there will be one. While Britney Spears could presumably fill the role for both male and female competitors, co-ed competitions have not traditionally been the norm on “American Gladiators”.

http://americangladiatorgirls.com/ (halfway down)

A waste of a good thread space.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A waste of a good thread space.[/quote]

You have a minimal sense of humor and are a turd. Smile once in a while…or remain a jackass.

I hope they make sure she’s wearing panties, or else she’ll probably stop dead in her tracks, assume the spread eagle position, and let the contestants fire away.

Waste of good thread space? How about Spears being a waste of good oxygen?

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Each competitor, supplied with a digital camera, will pursue the celebrity gladiator through an obstacle course, as the gladiator attempts to avoid being photographed. The contestant with the most photos of the celebrity gladiator will receive ten big points!
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Is this from the Onion?

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
A waste of a good thread space.

You have a minimal sense of humor and are a turd. Smile once in a while…or remain a jackass.

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My comment was no dis against you, HH. I was merely expressing in so many words that Spears’ exposure was already so excessive that just seeing her mentioned here made this place feel a bit less sacred.

Alright, I’m a jackass. lol

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
A picture of Britney Spears in Gladiator regalia.
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Yeah, I’d hit it.

What? Britney on TV? Cool.

I’d still smash.

So when does she start doing porn?