Breaking an Egg with One Hand

I can crush an apple like that. I once saw this clip of Bob Sapp doing that on a talk show and it was supposed to be something great. It’s not.

I got the livin’ shit kicked out of me by my mom when I was kid because I ‘heard’ that if an egg fell ‘just right’ on to a hard surface it wouldn’t break.

Now, this was right before Easter in an Italian family and the fridge was full of cartons of eggs for all the Easter Frittatas she would be making soon.

Lined up eggs by the dozen on the counter top and proceed to nudge them over the edge one-by-one.

Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!
Poke! Splat! … Nope, not that one!


This may have been the beginning of my scientific career of patiently collecting empirical data. Also the beginning of a sore hiney.

I can break an egg…with my PECS!

Sorry, no vid available. That’s just nasty.


But what came first, the chicken or the egg? or me into both of them?

^butt cheeks

[quote]dk44 wrote:
But what came first, the chicken or the egg? or me into both of them?[/quote]

dk,

Is that a picture of you choking your chicken?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]dk44 wrote:
But what came first, the chicken or the egg? or me into both of them?[/quote]

dk,

Is that a picture of you choking your chicken?[/quote]

Absolutely not. I wanted to try cracking the egg in my palm, but I was out so I went to the next best thing.

[quote]four60 wrote:
You all are doing it wrong.

The real test is you can’t break a egg between your butt cheeks.
It just can’t be done not possible.[/quote]

Done.

Pics coming soon.