I'm a very good artist when it comes to drawing portraits of people in charcoal, graphite, colored pencil or oil pastels (haven't really mastered oil or acrylic paint), so each year I start cranking out pictures of my family for everyone. My brother and his wife are getting a portrait of their two y/o daughter, my parents are getting a portrait of my grandmother, my grandmother is getting a portrai of my grandfather (RIP).
My sister is gonna LOVE her present. I visited her house recently and her roommate has pictures of fucking Stalin, Mao, Lenin and Ho Chi Minh on the wall, a huge Chinese flag, coasters with the hammer and sickle on them, and several copies of Mao's little red book in Chinese, Russian and English. My sister doesn't see a problem with any of this and flew off the handle at me when I said she was missing a picture of Hitler and Pol Pot. So I'm drawing a picture of the Unknown Man in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square.
I hope I get a new drumset for Christmas. Pearl Vision with maple shells, ambassador heads all the way around and a 22x20 bass drum. Or a Ludwig Supraphonic snare, 6x15, just like Bonham! I'd settle for a new set of bass drum heads since I just put my bass pedal through the fucking head last night.