Bowflex Kills Yet Again

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
it was obviously the protein powders fault[/quote]

WRONG. It was teh creatinez.

[quote]silverhydra wrote:
I am trying to picture how somebody could kill themselves with the cords without doing anything that would be considered ‘Gross violation of safely using a machine’.

I know this is sad and all, but I think a parallel would be having someone die killing themselves with a manual-powered lawn mower; my grief is delayed only by confusion.[/quote]

x2

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
Lets not troll the dead now… this isn’t 4chan.[/quote]

Sorry my bad. [/quote]

Anyone who strangles themself while jerking off is fair game.[/quote]

Yes but 16 year old boys are already fucking brain damaged I have had two take my word for it. [/quote]

Well, I used to be a sixteen year-old boy.

So there.[/quote]

Hey glad to see you recovered from your brain damage. Most recover by the time they hit 25.

Pics of him tangled up in it or it didn’t happen

Darwinism.

Alive and kickin’.

Unlike the kid.