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Boner When I Hold My Girlfriend's Hand


#22

If you’re 18 and so worried about random boners that you had to ask the internet if it was okay, then you clearly have no internal compass for what is funny and what is not.


#23

My husband gets a boner if the sheets on the bed ruffle his johnson too quickly. You’re normal sonny boy. Lol


#24

I think that the rest of this thread should be dedicated to hashing out the norms and standard for appropriate boners, as a contribution to boner science and for future generations.

Normal: when the wind blows.

Not normal: when you’re cleaning your ears with a q-tip.


#25

Is it normal to get a boner when you are wiping your ass? asking for a friend.


#26

Normal or not normal?

WaktF


#27

True story: My first post ever on TN was something along the lines of “Why do I get a boner when a girl cries?” and it was deleted by the mods.

It was too inappropriate even by SAMA standards apparently.


#28

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#29

Apparently, testosterone levels drop for males when they are in a room with an upset female. I always find this strange ad I would have thought from an evolution stand point, this is one of the best times to strike. Perhaps you’re a higher evolved form?

So no one thinks I’m too terrible a person for this idea, Im going to change the subject. Males also have lower testosterone levels as they age. They also tend to spend more time with their wives… Draw your own conclusions.


#30

Whenever a post is created for the purpose of inducing male members (ahem) to discuss their erections, masturbatory habits, etc, I always wonder if the OP is simply a pervert looking for get-off material.


#31

I endorse this research.

My wife gave birth to our first child a few days ago.

Today I held her close in a standing, full-body embrace for the first time in several months without a watermelon-sized pregnancy belly/baby between us.

I say this was an acceptable situation for a boner.

All in favor?


#32

And I foresee another kid coming along in a year at most. LOL


#33

Perhaps evolution doesn’t want males to chase off females when females are most likely to bolt. We evolved long before the invention of marriage or other social norms that restrict women’s options.


#34

I vote yea.

Careful though. That’s why my brother and sister are 11 mos. apart!


#35

I don’t know how this could be accurately measured and account for transient changes in hormonal levels.

And, I’m the furthest thing from evolved but apparently I’m not alone.


#36

I want to see the Yahoo! answers to this question but I’m too worried about having this in my browsing history.


#37

#38

Awww, you hold your girlfriends hand :crazy_face:. My hubby is so not pda unless buzzing or feeling territorial. wait, do you wear skinny jeans, that visual makes me chuckle. Kinda like when I jump in the cold pool and the ole nips stand at attention. Nothing like a good morning laugh. Thanks :hugs:.


#39

Ha! My first post asked how many times a thirty- or thirty-five-year-old could have sex with a new romantic interest in a single night, as well as whether I could reasonably expect him to run 3-5 miles the next morning as a weightlifter who does only limited cardio.

Which was just fine by SAMA standards, because “Appropriate” is my middle name.


#40

Well, to be scientific about I would have to hold your girl friend’s hand and see what happens.
Does she rub it down with Viagra or are you young?
When I was young I didn’t even need a chick around to get a boner, they just happened. In class, at home, watching TV, existing, basically…

You think you hate it. Fuck that, enjoy it. It’s aparent you are very attracted to the young lady. That’s a good thing.

If you want it to stop, marry her. Nothing kills a boner faster.


#41

People give me a hand to hold your girlfriend’s boner