Body Fat Estimate on New Pics

Maybe they are just looking for companionship and not sex?

Maybe they are just looking for companionship and not sex?


Puzzling…

Hot or… uh…

how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.

see what I mean.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
see what I mean.[/quote]

GENIUS!!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
joburnet wrote:
Avocado wrote:
your lower abs will never show. They are not big enough to even see. You have the body of a lesbian.

-chris

Not true, most lesbians look like lumberjacks. Why lesbians don’t take care of themselves is beyond me.

I think they do that to look more like “fat guys”. That is the only reason I can think of unless there is a “Lesbians R Us” clothing store that only sells plaid shirts and Doc Martins. How they manage to coordinate their outfits all at the same time across the globe is nothing short of amazing.[/quote]

There is. It’s at the corner of Muff Rd. And Diving Lane.

I concur.

[quote]christine wrote:
We have tons of dykes in my town and I can’t figure it out either. I mean, who wants to sleep with some fat chick that attempts to look like a dude? I have never been curious, but if I were to sleep with a woman she would damn well look like a woman. And not a fat woman either. Fat women look really gross naked.[/quote]

Yeah, I think the real mystery is how the lipstick lesbians can be attracted to the Butch lesbians. If they’re attracted to manly, then why not men? Fear of penis?

[quote]Waittz wrote:
how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.[/quote]

Ahem. Portia De Rossi.

That being said, her partner fits the bill.

[quote]marathe wrote:
Waittz wrote:
how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.

Ahem. Portia De Rossi.

That being said, her partner fits the bill.

[/quote]

So, are you saying that many lesbians seem to gravitate towards a “homosexual” take on the same gender based roles the rest of us do? Is this why we often see one “butch” and one “lady” in many couples?

No no no, you guys have it all WRONG!
In reality these, butch-loving lesbians, are just bisexual, but instead of dateing 1 dude and 1 girl, they date a butch. 2 in one!

[quote]ahzaz wrote:
No no no, you guys have it all WRONG!
In reality these, butch-loving lesbians, are just bisexual, but instead of dateing 1 dude and 1 girl, they date a butch. 2 in one![/quote]

Ah, the 2 girls one dude hypothesis. The problem I see here: Is it really 2 in one or is the hybrid none of both? Many of the butch exhibits posted on this thread could pass neither as a dude nor as a girl. Questions, questions.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
ahzaz wrote:
No no no, you guys have it all WRONG!
In reality these, butch-loving lesbians, are just bisexual, but instead of dateing 1 dude and 1 girl, they date a butch. 2 in one!

Ah, the 2 girls one dude hypothesis. The problem I see here: Is it really 2 in one or is the hybrid none of both? Many of the butch exhibits posted on this thread could pass neither as a dude nor as a girl. Questions, questions. [/quote]

OR what if theyre 50.009% female, and 49.991% male? Wouldnt that make them more female, making them female overall? O_O THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
marathe wrote:
Waittz wrote:
how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.

Ahem. Portia De Rossi.

That being said, her partner fits the bill.

So, are you saying that many lesbians seem to gravitate towards a “homosexual” take on the same gender based roles the rest of us do? Is this why we often see one “butch” and one “lady” in many couples?[/quote]

Nah, I was just posting an image of Portia de Rossi. That woman’s hot as fuck. Beats the piss out of pandering to the OP.

You may be on to something with your interpretation though.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
marathe wrote:
Waittz wrote:
how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.

Ahem. Portia De Rossi.

That being said, her partner fits the bill.

So, are you saying that many lesbians seem to gravitate towards a “homosexual” take on the same gender based roles the rest of us do? Is this why we often see one “butch” and one “lady” in many couples?[/quote]

interesting. my girl is a trainer and I saw her couple that she trains together. I saw them for the first time yesterday and I could of swore it was Ron “tater salad” White and Drew Carey.

It has led me to this conclusion. There are 3 Types of lesbian couples.

A. Couple A consists of a “butch” and a “lipstick” lesbian. One takes of the role of the man, the other the woman. The “butch” is a true lesbian, she likes women who look like women. The “LS” is a dependent lesbian. She likes women, and probly is attracted to pretty girls, but in a relationship she still needs the role of the man. The protector, the provider, the power if you will.

Couple A can be found in places such as the gym, mall, grocery store, movies etc.

B. Couple B consists of two “Butch”. They eat their gristle and drink budwiser out of the can. They both need a man in their life but not the penis. They want someone they can watch Home Improvement reruns with, not someone who cares about shoes.

Couple B can be found in Home Depot.

C. Couple C consists of two feminine and attractive lesbians. This is the diamond in the rough, and is rare in nature. Much like mating panda bears, this anomaly is often forced and created by Man.

Couple C can be found in our imagination and pornography.

evidence. note how couple A is having a typical potrait of a married couple where one clearly is in the male position.

couple B after a long day at home depot is now ready to build that table.

couple C…well you know whats happening there.

[quote]Avocado wrote:
your lower abs will never show. They are not big enough to even see. You have the body of a lesbian.

-chris[/quote]

Could I borrow it, you know… for research?

[quote]Waittz wrote:
see what I mean.[/quote]

Er, cancel my earlier request; I was thinking of the porno kind (I often do).