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Black Friday

Anyone have any plans for Black Friday?

I’m camping out Thursday night at Best Buy. I’m going to get the 32" HDTV, and the two laptops that are on sale.

I’m going to show up at RadioShack at 5:15 in the AM so I can deal with all the crazy-big spenders who are out in the mornin’ :slight_smile:

I’m going to be having sex.

Have fun camping out with a bunch of people who would shoot you and risk life in prison in order to get a big tv or the “must-have” toys before you.

DB

Yes, I have plans! I am going to camp out at the ABC store with the hardcore alcoholics.

After alcohol stores being closed all day thursday, I am sure I will need to replenish my stock Friday.

I’m sleeping in and then going on a hike with my lady and my dogs. Might see Borat Friday night.

So, yeah… I’m staying the hell away from all the craziness.

b.

I am going skiing with my kids.

i’m all for a good deal, but fuck that.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB[/quote]

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

I`m going to hang out with “Kramer”, and take in a Knicks game…(wink).

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?
[/quote]

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.[/quote]

With each other?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.[/quote]

Some. But to hear dollar bill talk, he married a nun.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.

Some. But to hear dollar bill talk, he married a nun.
[/quote]

If you’ve read all of my posts (which I hope no one has done for their sakes) you will see that I have said that I do alright in the sex dept, it’s just an easy joke and no one questions the validity like they do when you boast of how much you’re getting.

I will say that I don’t get enough - but what man does (Push excluded)? When I do get sex, it is mostly mind-blowing. Unfortunately, when you have a somewhat demanding job, 3 young kids and a busy schedule, their are several cock blocks to negotiate, although I’ve yet to encounter the dreaded legal cock block.

So, I’d appreciate if you would not demean my wife.

Btw, how’s your missus?

DB

[quote]nikolo wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.

With each other?

[/quote]

The cat was walking funny when I let it out at 5:30…

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.

Some. But to hear dollar bill talk, he married a nun.

If you’ve read all of my posts (which I hope no one has done for their sakes) you will see that I have said that I do alright in the sex dept, it’s just an easy joke and no one questions the validity like they do when you boast of how much you’re getting.

I will say that I don’t get enough - but what man does (Push excluded)? When I do get sex, it is mostly mind-blowing. Unfortunately, when you have a somewhat demanding job, 3 young kids and a busy schedule, their are several cock blocks to negotiate, although I’ve yet to encounter the dreaded legal cock block.

So, I’d appreciate if you would not demean my wife.

Btw, how’s your missus?

DB

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Sorry DB. I didn’t mean it to insult you or your wife. It was meant in good humour.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

So, I’d appreciate if you would not demean my wife.

Btw, how’s your missus?

DB

[/quote]

$20 says she is behind him reading over his shoulder :wink:

work :frowning:

I will be in Hershey, PA eating chocolate.

If I can get my daughter to sleep in the bathroom for a little while, I too may be having sex with my wife, otherwise I probably won’t (shoulda got a suite).

Yea, I pretty much avoid Black Friday like the plague too.

I think Best Buy will only let you line up for one “big” item - better take two friends.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
nikolo wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m going to be having sex.

DB

Is your wife gonna be out of town or something?

Some of us married guys actually have sex with our own wives.

My wife and I had sex at ~ 4 AM this morning.

With each other?

The cat was walking funny when I let it out at 5:30…[/quote]

You put the OW in meow.