I think the round ends, BJ couldn’t finish GSP
GSP goes to the corner and asks greg jackson for advice… he looks at him dead in the eye and says
“Riddum. to. 11.”
Steve Mazzagatti looks at both fighters asks if they’re ready… GSP gives a nod, BJ gives a nod… Dana says “fuck lets fucking get to fuckin fightin the fuck all fuckin ready!”
before they walk to touch gloves time slows as gsp reaches the finger and thumb tips of both hands to his mouth, he exposes his tongue and wets them.
he reaches slowly to his nipples…
RIDDUM
TO
ELEVEN
!!!
Time catches up with his nearly invisible motion and it is on like motherfuckin donkey kong in a sarong smokin with cheech & chong.
BJ lazily moves forward, and throws a jab, GSP pats the jab down and superman punches with amazing speed he follows with a left inside leg kick and flying right knee that connects to the jaw of BJ crumpling him
cut to split screen of alves and huges
Hughes- “Heh smirk”
Alves- “aw shit…”
GSP takes advantage of the staggering BJ and goes for the suplex, he slips but is able to secure a takedown anyway. And goes for BJ’s back…securing not one, but both hooks… and my god he gets a body triangle.
announcers in background
Joe rogan: body triangle is the most secure way to lock an opponent down its like an anaconda and totally sucks the life right out of you
Goldie: Joe you say that everyfucking time
Joe: dude do u wanna hit this or not?
GSP is going for the REAR NAKED CHOKE!!!
Hughes: “I should show him how to defend that”
somewhere frank trigg’s ears are burning, and he raises a middle finger to the sky while mouthing the words “Fucking matt”
BJ no stranger to the RNC tucks his chin and pulls the infamous “home alone” strategy by putting both hands on his cheeks and preventing gsp from wrapping his arm around his throat.
BJ attempts to spin into GSP but ends up on his knees with GSP on his back still.
BJ tries to shake him off and oh my goodness
he’s successful
or is he
GSP transitions to the SWIM MOVE!
Joe rogan drops bong, it breaks and stands yelling “10th planet Motherfuckers!!” at the top of his lungs
GSP by Armbar, round 3, 1min 45sec.