When I was fifteen I was having kinky sex with an older girl at her parents house, during the day and things got a bit heated and we were playing around and I pushed this long candle up her ass (at her request, I’d like to add).
Anyway the waxy fucker, it snapped up there.
She started panicing, and I felt that same wave of panic you feel when you get your arm or leg trapped in something when you’re a kid when I heard the front door go. I basically ran for it, half naked and left her (I am not proud of this - and if it ever happens again, I can assure you I am going staying to face the music … …)
I called her later on and she told me she had to come clean with her dad (who’d come home) and he’d taken her to hospital to get it taken out.
Anywho, fast forward fifteen years and I saw her in a bar a couple of weeks ago when I was back visiting family where I grew up, she told me she still shits retangluar turds after all these years.
Does that count as a bizzare injury?