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Birthday: I'm 18

I turned 18 Years old today. I think the first thing I will do is go buy a scratch ticket haha.

Get drunk. Oh wait.

Happy Birthday!

Well Happy Birthday!! And you can sit with those guys that should be in Gamblers Anonymous and watch those Keno screens. (^:

[quote]Petermus wrote:
I turned 18 Years old today. I think the first thing I will do is go buy a scratch ticket haha.[/quote]

Happy b-day! Go to a shooting range and blow something up!

[quote]Petermus wrote:
I turned 18 Years old today. I think the first thing I will do is go buy a scratch ticket haha.[/quote]

or you can spend your money wisely and invest in some porn.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Well Happy Birthday!! And you can sit with those guys that should be in Gamblers Anonymous and watch those Keno screens. (^:[/quote]

lol aka the main demographic of “regulars” at my resturaunt.

[quote]Dylanj wrote:
Petermus wrote:
I turned 18 Years old today. I think the first thing I will do is go buy a scratch ticket haha.

or you can spend your money wisely and invest in some porn.[/quote]

Haha Im only gona buy one

I will blow something up eventually but ive got nothing prepared! :frowning:

When you turn 18 you are supposed to go buy a gun and shoot your answer onto your voting card.

Happy Birthday!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Get drunk. Oh wait.

Happy Birthday![/quote]

haha kids can always find ways to get drunk!

Happy bday!

Happy birthday, dude.

[quote]Dylanj wrote:

or you can spend your money wisely and invest in some porn.[/quote]

I like where your head is at, but only fools by porn. Keez or rtube is all you need.

Go drop like 20$ on a not shitty cigar. Smoke it while playing pool, or sitting in a sweet ass high back chain all mafioso-like.

Massachusetts? That’s close enough for a trip to Quebec Canada, 18 to drink and the best strip clubs in NA. On my 18th bday, i was in a car, driving to Quebec. Good times.

Happy Birthday!

How are you celebrating?

[quote]Brazen T wrote:
Massachusetts? That’s close enough for a trip to Quebec Canada, 18 to drink and the best strip clubs in NA. On my 18th bday, i was in a car, driving to Quebec. Good times.[/quote]

Most of the 18 year olds here are finished with the club scene, since they’ve been getting in to the clubs since they were 15.

Oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday
Probably itching to indulge in all the previously forbidden adult activities and that’s OK. But how about opening a brokerage account? You could be a millionaire by 30.
I wish you the happiest of birthdays.

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me, me

And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I’m keeping here with me, me

What a curious life we have found here tonight
There is music that sounds from the street
There are lights in the clouds
Anne’s ghost all around
Hear her voice as it’s rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the notes all bend and reach above the trees, trees

Now how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
Now we keep where we don’t know
All secrets sleep in winters clothes
With one you loved so long ago
Now he don’t even know his name

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round’ the sun
And when we meet on a cloud
I’ll be laughing out loud
I’ll be laughing with everyone I see
Can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all, at all

Happy Birthday kid.

Happy b-day. Make sure you go vote, its important for you to do now that your a citizen.

PS the cops will not go easy on you any more so stay out of trouble. Go buy a shotgun and a lottery ticket!!! Don’t buy tobacco. Yes buy a lapdance.