[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
This has win written all over it.
Bird, you will recognise Nards, he is a national icon in Taiwan, 8ft tall, wide as two Asian roads.
He eats for breakfast what you would eat in a week.
They issue Typhoon warnings every time he goes swimming.[/quote]
I heard he sends his dogs (aka. Hellhounds) on killing sprees just for the fun of it.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Again that would only be if we had sex.
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skeet
[quote]Nards wrote:
Dear Bird, I’d love to but though you are much closer to me it’s still a one hour plane ride to Hong Kong and I’m busy this weekend.
But if you come to Taipei we need a story…you need to be my buddy Parris from Winnipeg as if I meet you with my girlfriend she’ll think it’s odd to meet someone from the internet.[/quote]
My gf can entertain your gf, while we drink moose head and watch ice hockey.
Pencil it in, its a date!
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[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
This has win written all over it.
Bird, you will recognise Nards, he is a national icon in Taiwan, 8ft tall, wide as two Asian roads.
He eats for breakfast what you would eat in a week.
They issue Typhoon warnings every time he goes swimming.[/quote]
No joke, after our week in Hong Kong, we are coming to Singapore.
Maybe we can catch up up?
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[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
This has win written all over it.
Bird, you will recognise Nards, he is a national icon in Taiwan, 8ft tall, wide as two Asian roads.
He eats for breakfast what you would eat in a week.
They issue Typhoon warnings every time he goes swimming.[/quote]
This is the sweetest thing ever!
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
This has win written all over it.
Bird, you will recognise Nards, he is a national icon in Taiwan, 8ft tall, wide as two Asian roads.
He eats for breakfast what you would eat in a week.
They issue Typhoon warnings every time he goes swimming.[/quote]
No joke, after our week in Hong Kong, we are coming to Singapore.
Maybe we can catch up up?
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Please bring chewing gum.
It really is hard to find original flavor bubble gum here. Actually it’s impossible.
[quote]Nards wrote:
It really is hard to find original flavor bubble gum here. Actually it’s impossible. [/quote]
Nards, have you ever walked into a bank in Taiwan and said:
“I have come here to chew bin lang and kick ass. And I’m all out of bin lang.”
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Please bring chewing gum.[/quote]
What flavour?
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[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
You have me confused with someone else C Dog.[/quote]
It was an inside joke meant for Ct. Rockula but I doubt she saw it.[/quote]
shakes groovethang
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
You have me confused with someone else C Dog.[/quote]
It was an inside joke meant for Ct. Rockula but I doubt she saw it.[/quote]
shakes groovethang [/quote]
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
You have me confused with someone else C Dog.[/quote]
It was an inside joke meant for Ct. Rockula but I doubt she saw it.[/quote]
shakes groovethang [/quote]
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Awe shit
Break it on down…
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
You have me confused with someone else C Dog.[/quote]
It was an inside joke meant for Ct. Rockula but I doubt she saw it.[/quote]
shakes groovethang [/quote]
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Young Cee-lo
Yo Nards,
Good news.
Today my gf complained to the travel agency that we booked some accommodation through about overcharging us, and to cut a long story short we got some free passes to visit mainland china. So that will make things closer for you. You and your gf can pick us up from where the ferry drops us off, and we can go for some lunch(gluten free and I need at-least 35 grams of protein in each meal).
Also, to my fellow t-nationers in singapore… I am taking bubblegum orders now.
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yall need to make a training vid
[quote]theBird wrote:
Yo Nards,
Good news.
Today my gf complained to the travel agency that we booked some accommodation through about overcharging us, and to cut a long story short we got some free passes to visit mainland china. So that will make things closer for you. You and your gf can pick us up from where the ferry drops us off, and we can go for some lunch(gluten free and I need at-least 35 grams of protein in each meal).
Also, to my fellow t-nationers in singapore… I am taking bubblegum orders now.
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I think mainland China is actually farther away. I’m on the island of Taiwan.
Oh well.
Y’know, I still am too scared (in a good way) to meet up with Frank Yang…he’s only a subway ride away from me when he’s here. I think he’s in the USA right now.
What’s so scary about Frank, Nard? He seems like a pretty cool guy from what I’ve seen on here…
I meant in a good way, like overwhelming.
[quote]DSSG wrote:
What’s so scary about Frank, Nard? He seems like a pretty cool guy from what I’ve seen on here…[/quote]
He’s afraid of everyone dude
you’re going to lie on your deathbed NOT having been in a training video with frank yang? I was a huge fan of his before I was on this forum