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Biotest Superfood Is Here!

It's about time!  I didn't even finish reading the article before I ordered 3 (even though I just received my last Biotest shipment a few days ago).  

LJ

How’s it taste?

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
How’s it taste?[/quote]

From what I understand, it just came out today. I really doubt he knows how it tastes.

I’m going to wait for some good testimonies before I try it out.

Sounds like great stuff.

I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

– “How come it costs so friggin’ much? I buy Pile O’ Mulch brand in bulk for 3 cents per serving at Costco! $19 worth lasts me through three presidential administrations!”

– “Is it ok to take this along with fruit and/or vegetables?”

– “I tend to react really badly to healthy things. Will this stuff give me the shakes and turn my balls green like most healthy things do?”

– “I play NCAA ball. Will this cause me to test positive on a drug test?”

– “Will this cause cramping if I don’t drink tons of water with it?”

– "I masturbate three times a day, which I know from reading the T-Nation forums surely raises my test levels more than 1 million CC’s of test cypionate. Will this stuff raise it even further? I don’t want to get into super-mega-ultra-giga-way-the-hell-over normal physiological range . . . . "

– "I have a third nipple. Will this stuff help me grow a fourth? That might be nice, because at least it would even me out. Or else, will it at least get rid of the third one? You know, for symmetry’s sake and all . . . . "

– “When I have sex with my girl I like to pull out and cum on her tits. If I do this regularly, will this stuff cause her tits to turn green because of the biological seepage of the green veggies into my load, and then from my load into her titties?”

– “Will this give me green dumps?”

– “Will this stuff turn me homo?”

– “Is it safe to mix it with water?”

– “I was thinking of using it in the afternoon. Is it safe to take it in the afternoon, you know – before sunset?”

– “Is it ok to jerk off with the same hand I use to stir Superfood?”

– “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and my hair is turning bright orange! It’s GOTTA’ be this Superfood stuff! Is anyone else’s hair turning bright orange from the stuff?”

– “I placed my order a couple minutes ago and I still don’t have it yet. What the fuck, yo?!”

– “But . . . will it give me wood??!”

[quote]Damici wrote:
I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I’m gonna order a bunch in a few days.

Anyone know how big a tub is? As in, physical size, not serving sizes. I only ask because I’m gonna be in Thailand for 4 months and am planning on bringing a supply of this, flameout, and HRX with me but dont want to take up a buttload of room in my suitcase.

[quote]Damici wrote:
Sounds like great stuff.

I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

– “How come it costs so friggin’ much? I buy Pile O’ Mulch brand in bulk for 3 cents per serving at Costco! $19 worth lasts me through three presidential administrations!”

– “Is it ok to take this along with fruit and/or vegetables?”

– “I tend to react really badly to healthy things. Will this stuff give me the shakes and turn my balls green like most healthy things do?”

– “I play NCAA ball. Will this cause me to test positive on a drug test?”

– “Will this cause cramping if I don’t drink tons of water with it?”

– "I masturbate three times a day, which I know from reading the T-Nation forums surely raises my test levels more than 1 million CC’s of test cypionate. Will this stuff raise it even further? I don’t want to get into super-mega-ultra-giga-way-the-hell-over normal physiological range . . . . "

– "I have a third nipple. Will this stuff help me grow a fourth? That might be nice, because at least it would even me out. Or else, will it at least get rid of the third one? You know, for symmetry’s sake and all . . . . "

– “When I have sex with my girl I like to pull out and cum on her tits. If I do this regularly, will this stuff cause her tits to turn green because of the biological seepage of the green veggies into my load, and then from my load into her titties?”

– “Will this give me green dumps?”

– “Will this stuff turn me homo?”

– “Is it safe to mix it with water?”

– “I was thinking of using it in the afternoon. Is it safe to take it in the afternoon, you know – before sunset?”

– “Is it ok to jerk off with the same hand I use to stir Superfood?”

– “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and my hair is turning bright orange! It’s GOTTA’ be this Superfood stuff! Is anyone else’s hair turning bright orange from the stuff?”

– “I placed my order a couple minutes ago and I still don’t have it yet. What the fuck, yo?!”

– “But . . . will it give me wood??!”
[/quote]

Haha, those are hilarious!

Just ordered 3 tubs of the stuff my self. I will let you guys know how it tastes.

AHAHAH Damici that was fucken great!! you hit the nail right on the head.

I didn’t see it listed… are there any carbs in this, or does the freeze drying somehow eliminate them?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Damici wrote:
I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I’m gonna order a bunch in a few days.

Anyone know how big a tub is? As in, physical size, not serving sizes. I only ask because I’m gonna be in Thailand for 4 months and am planning on bringing a supply of this, Flameout, and HRX with me but dont want to take up a buttload of room in my suitcase.[/quote]

Looks like 28 servings, at 5 gr each so probably a pretty small container.

Ya, why can’t pregnant/nursing women take it?

Also, can I give 1/2 or 1/4 serving to my 3 year old daughter? Seems like it would be great for kids if it’s all natural organic fruits and vegetables!

Click the discuss at the end of the article, it answers a lot of questions, like for kids, etc. and i believe TC said you can give it to your kids.

I ordered two bottles, i’ll report on taste as well.

I ordered 3 bottles, i also stocked up on Flameout and protein bars when i ordered. I think the taste will be fine, Biotest never let me down when they talked about the taste. If i can handle the taste of powdered bcaa, i think i can handle the new Superfood.

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
How’s it taste?[/quote]

Like a mild fruit-based tea.

[quote]bobo86 wrote:
I’m going to wait for some good testimonies before I try it out.[/quote]

Ron Paul wouldn’t wait.

[quote]Damici wrote:
Sounds like great stuff.

I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

– “How come it costs so friggin’ much? I buy Pile O’ Mulch brand in bulk for 3 cents per serving at Costco! $19 worth lasts me through three presidential administrations!”

– “Is it ok to take this along with fruit and/or vegetables?”

– “I tend to react really badly to healthy things. Will this stuff give me the shakes and turn my balls green like most healthy things do?”

– “I play NCAA ball. Will this cause me to test positive on a drug test?”

– “Will this cause cramping if I don’t drink tons of water with it?”

– "I masturbate three times a day, which I know from reading the T-Nation forums surely raises my test levels more than 1 million CC’s of test cypionate. Will this stuff raise it even further? I don’t want to get into super-mega-ultra-giga-way-the-hell-over normal physiological range . . . . "

– "I have a third nipple. Will this stuff help me grow a fourth? That might be nice, because at least it would even me out. Or else, will it at least get rid of the third one? You know, for symmetry’s sake and all . . . . "

– “When I have sex with my girl I like to pull out and cum on her tits. If I do this regularly, will this stuff cause her tits to turn green because of the biological seepage of the green veggies into my load, and then from my load into her titties?”

– “Will this give me green dumps?”

– “Will this stuff turn me homo?”

– “Is it safe to mix it with water?”

– “I was thinking of using it in the afternoon. Is it safe to take it in the afternoon, you know – before sunset?”

– “Is it ok to jerk off with the same hand I use to stir Superfood?”

– “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and my hair is turning bright orange! It’s GOTTA’ be this Superfood stuff! Is anyone else’s hair turning bright orange from the stuff?”

– “I placed my order a couple minutes ago and I still don’t have it yet. What the fuck, yo?!”

– “But . . . will it give me wood??!”
[/quote]

HA!

You get 10 “TC Funny Points.”

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Damici wrote:
I’m just waiting for the inevitable questions:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I’m gonna order a bunch in a few days.

Anyone know how big a tub is? As in, physical size, not serving sizes. I only ask because I’m gonna be in Thailand for 4 months and am planning on bringing a supply of this, flameout, and HRX with me but dont want to take up a buttload of room in my suitcase.[/quote]

It’s about the size of a beer keg.

Nah. About the diameter of a big Metamucil tub, but about a third of the height.

[quote]BlaKistKneeGrow wrote:
Ya, why can’t pregnant/nursing women take it?

Also, can I give 1/2 or 1/4 serving to my 3 year old daughter? Seems like it would be great for kids if it’s all natural organic fruits and vegetables![/quote]

The warning is a standard warning that we put on just about all supps.

It’s perfectly fine for kids.

As far as pregnant women, we never take any chances. Logically, there should be nothing wrong with them using Superfood, but like I said, we never assume anything when it comes to pregnant women.