Ok, lets get the noobie stoopid questions out of the way:
Yes, I know it's shocking but you CAN in fact use Creatine with the following:
Metabolic Drive Bars
You can also consume it while wearing ANY T-Nation t-shirt, and watching any of the DVD/Videos available for purchase on T-Nation and even while reading the Black Book of Training Secrets OR Get Buffed.
Hope that covers it.