I just got my order of Metabolic Drive, FA3, Flameout and Grow! today! I’m like “fuck it, might as well get some new protein i’m runnin low”. I read about how “heavenly” the flavor is and again said “god damn you protein companies…ALL YOUR STUFF TASTES THE SAME GRRRRRRR!!!” So I ordered the Banana and Vanilla MD, 2 Chocolate Grow!s and 3 Vanilla ones
my package came at like 8 this morning so I had the chance of starting in on the Grow! I opened the vanilla first…i mixed it with water, ice, and strawberries in a blender
BLEW MY FUCKING MIND! Tasted like damn cheesecake…i had never known a cheap protein powder to taste this good…fuck, any powder to taste this good
so after class I head to the gym after a shoulders/legs session I take out my shaker that has a scoop of chocolate Grow! and bcaas in it…mix with water while i stare this dude who has a hotter gf than me down (if they fought,mine would win)
once again my mind exploded…no it EXPLODED!!!
FUCKING BROWNIE BATTER…it was so damn thick, by far the best chocolate I’ve had
so after some homework (just finished a few minutes ago) I’m about to go to sleep because I have an experiment in the morning so i can’t get my haunting on tonight…anyway
I just mixed the banana MD with water
and i can’t explain this…my mind isnt blown
All i can see are stars and dancing bananas theyre singing
“we are the wicked bananas. wicked wicked wicked bananas!” in the sam jackson voice
so its more like
“god damn it, im a fuckin wicked ass mothafuckin banana! shit!!”
now if youre still reading this, i applaud you…for you know the pleasure of which i speak
this damn MD shake tastes like an actual banana…its not that funky fake taste, its like a blended piece of fruit
seriously T-Nationites, the next time you need to re-up on powder order from here…you will NAWT be disappointed
its cheap and delicious and looks to be of good quality…like a chick at a nightclub!
i’m never going with another company EVER! never Count? I FUCKING SAID NEVER!!
Let’s see if flame out anf fa3 have any results
SORRY FOR ALL THE EXCITEMENT THIS WEEK, BUT I’VE BEEN JACKED FOR A REALLY GOOD REASON, I GET TO START BEHAVIOR TRIALS WHICH WILL ELIMINATE A FEW CLASSES FROM MY REMAINING REQUIREMENTS…I’LL BE DEPRESSED AND LOATHING AGAIN SOON =} I PROMISE