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Bin Laden's Exact Location Known

Friend forwarded this to me from the LA Daily News. This can’t be true, can it?

http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,200~20954~2484165,00.html

I have not heard anything about this.If it’s true I can’t belive Kerrys not saying anything.

C’mon you guys. Bin Laden’s not in Pakistan. He’s been at Walt Disney World for like two years. I saw him on the Pirates of the Caribbean last month.

I figured something was wrong when that one pirate was screaming ALLAH instead of ARR…

Yeah, Squeak. That was him. He was chasing the big-boobied girl in the suicide-bomb outfit. Creepy, huh? I guess anybody can get a dang job in Disney World.