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Billy Mays is Old News. It's All About Vince.

I want that.

No thank you, I’ll just stick with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_lSexsP9o

I like this version better

“Were making america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
Lol is he planning on slapping all the fat people in the face because im pretty sure that cute cutter hes got there wont do crap to control weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=fvw <-------Love my nuts remix LOL fucking hilarious!!

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At 37 seconds I laughed hard when he said “Your gonna love my nuts.”

I’ve had something similar to both of those for at least 5 years. I would use it to crunch up some pecans and put them on my salmon.

R.I.P. Billy. Vince got beat up by a hooker. Welcome to 6+ months ago.

This product has changed my life

RIP Billy, and the scanwow guy is now in jail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g&feature=PlayList&p=tFZnpTzVqIo

i actually saw this one on TV

i was like wtf is goingz on?

actually, he’s not in jail

he moved to the south of France and it didn’t take long before he got his hustle on the only way he knew how…

new and improved Shamwows these ones are fire proof.

Vince fails at life. Billy Mays was, and always will be the ultimate pitchman. I was soooo bummed when I heard he died. RIP Billy, every time I wear my blue dress shirt, it reminds me of you.